Pro tips: Leave lights off and curtains closed to make the space look more cavernous. Make the realtors illuminate the space for their tour.
Rearrange furniture to make the space look smaller than it actually is.
Be nice to the visitors, but don’t lift a finger to help them.
Document EVERYTHING.
I can’t possibly cringe any harder than at whoever made this and whoever signed off on this
H E L L O A L I E N S
May your future lawsuit be swift and merciless.
You speak no lies. My local thrift shop has had a full dvd run of the show on its shelves for months
I think it’s nice that they’re learning how to cook
They’ll be happy to have ChatGPT create one for you
And if my aunt had wheels she’d be a bicycle.
You are courageously stating a position that is completely irrelevant to the reality we find ourselves in. Give your head a shake and focus on what’s in front of you, instead of making up justifications for it. You’re not helping.
Nah dude I still think it sucks. I wasn’t gonna post about it, but since you asked I didn’t want you to get the wrong idea and infer the wrong thing from the silence.
I get that you’re having fun with the AI caricatures. Me putting you on ignore isn’t gonna stop you, so enjoy playing with your toy
I love the hit & run strategies with the hammer!! Also DANG this looks challenging.
Ok
You aren’t being absurd, you’re just being American 😎
No need to prolong his public humiliation. Dunking on goofballs ain’t worth your time
Hot take: Ground Zeroes > The Phantom Pain, because it doesn’t demand 40+ hours of playtime and just throws you right into the good stuff
Don’t even get me started on throwing my spinning pistol up in the air and catching it
Or firing the shotgun one-handed, briefly letting it drop, then catching & racking it with one hand.
Or going into a fight with a knife in one hand for parrying and a pistol in the other, like I’m goddamn Snake
Calm down bud you got 26 replies. You’re sounding very fragile rn
You can do better! We believe in you
GenAI imagery is the lowest level of creative output and Bluesky users are not shy about shaming you for that. Sorry you didn’t get the positive reinforcement you were seeking. Take this as a teachable moment.
I humbly suggest that, rather than the typical Pringles flavours, you try any of the three flavours that are Hot Ones-branded. They are all absolutely incredible. A spicy symphony on your palate. Mouth-watering to think of. They will ruin all other Pringles for you forever
Oh my god who cares
I for one think Kash Patel should be proud for having won a gold medal as captain of the US Men’s Hockey Team
atgrionsconulat!
Take the knowledge of each ending you’ve seen into your next replay, and a layered, multifaceted story emerges.
It started getting a bit tedious by midway through my fourth playthrough but I felt it was very worth the journey, in the end.
I would like to unsubscribe from all Pokémon discourse on the internet forever
This is absolutely baffling. If GAAS isn’t working, maybe Sony shouldn’t be hacking off the pillar that produces high quality Remakes; the modern genre that is actually selling.
It is because he is targeting the people they hate. He is hurting the people they want to hurt.
You can’t understand a lack of curiosity & creativity because you are someone who seeks to discover & create things. (This is something we need.) AI slop is the domain of incurious media gluttons whose lips are perpetually wrapped around the Content Nozzle. (This is something we don’t need.)
Call of Duty 7 released in Obama’s first term. We’re closer to call of Duty 30 now 🪦💀
I don’t get it
I’m really sorry to say this and I don’t want to be that smug Apple loser, but. The miracles of airdrop and the integration of the apple ecosystem across devices sound like what you’re wishing for
