It's fine ig? I've dealt with *way* worse deaths... Was just surreal.
More mad at myself on how my brain made it funny...

Nb4,
I called 9/11, manager immediately started CPR, but she had no pulse from the second she hit the floor.
Just, hug your loved ones and try not to think about it.

a cartoon of rick and morty in a living room with a clock on the wall ALT: a cartoon of rick and morty in a living room with a clock on the wall

Monday I was eating breakfast and I watched someone my age just, die. Presumably aneurysm.
And all my fucked little up brain can do to cope is think of this clip and put a comedic spin on it.

"What was that?!"
"Death."
"What kind?!"
"Instant."

@rittsq.bsky.social and I when we steal the nuke in @donoteat.bsky.social's basement.

Even cooler

Coping with the news this week been like:

When did you get to go to ttci? That's so cool.
We've been to the next door neighbor at Mxv rail.

And we won't come back till it's over over there...

Coping with the news this week been like:

Fucking marketing department...

3:19 and covers *checks notes*
Four.

🫂

Nerds: I'm sorry, for the second time I've done this, I was sick.
Mysophobes: I'm sorry, for the second time I've done this, I was sick.

Watch with amazement as I stutter, forget math, and tell 4 of the funniest stories involving the scariest weapons to my friends.

Driving to the lake states to deliver the nukes to drain the Great lakes.

Groovy

We're all out of toner!

We are seeing why missile defense can't be treated as a catch all.
And these are just with conventional weapons, if any were NBC, one is too many.
Iron dome, and golden dome are a far cry from safety.
Diplomacy is the best, and only missile defense.

Very good! Wish the call would have come just a day sooner on it still...

One of the directors we worked with was named Richard Anderson, which is also the name of the Delta executive that destroyed Amtrak post Boardman.

Makes me want to do the suicide run next Jan to see it while I'm near...

Amazing to hear!!
How's the Talgo? Lol
Also, did the man with one of thr most unfortunate names in rail preservation hook you up?

Saw this going around, hate that for a second I used to be that person.
Don't be that person.

I'm racking in the numbers myself.

We really should of sent Frank Drebin instead...

We are going to get terrorismed so hard for this.

Dumbest timeline.

Those spindle things on the right are the antilock brakes of the train world.
And what's wild, is that's already been electrified.
So when you ship without power, they dont work.
Morons.

Here's everything that makes a train stop. This has been the system for the most part for 70 years, and the general concept has been around ove 120 years.

Adding electronics to this is insane and incredibly stupid.
F*ck Wabtech and fuck Amtrak for huffing their paint.

I'm pretty sure the repro builders plate means someone stole the original

The world's first real microwave is amazing to see in person.
It'll cook you too!