the disenchanted pony

Couch-related plans count for double, it's because they involve major pieces of furniture.

Troll II

It sounds just like a girl's name, how could he know!

Not trying to be brag but I can do way more than 2 cm/sec as long as I am getting my Metamucil.

Not the point here but has anyone every photographed Trump riding a horse. Bet that shit would look like a toddler at the damn petting zoo.

I already told him to save that Jack Rabbit Slims-ass jive for Palm Springs

It is important to remember Country Shapes but there are only like 10 Basic Country Shapes and Iraq and Afghanastan have the same Basic Country Shape (Wobbly Triangle.)

one of the top 10 buildings i have been in that i could imagine suddenly shooting me up into outer space

The place I went was selling their food through a totally different corporation and it took me a while to figure out that "Cyber Bucks" or whatever was just how they took credit cards and not some bitcoin shit. Good empanadas, though.

Is he still a pantload? Last time I thought about him he had kind of an edgy libertarian blog in about 2002. "I Wanna Be a Homosexual" was one of the classics of my late pubescence.

I loved that shit even when I was 14. It was edgy action movies like Robocop that it took me decades to grok.

Wendy's doesn't have a CEO. They made Wendy the CEO for life after she ODed back during COVID. They have a chairman but his name is Harry Cadwaladder or something. He came up with the idea for those Flavortown simmer sauces they make.

If you have glasses with narrow enough earpieces you can use the earpieces instead. Sharpen them up with a file if they don't already fit all the way in.

Laissez les Bon Temps rouler! That's what they say in Louisiana and presumably in Greenland and in the Department of Hospital Ships.

The time has come for Discontinued Foods! The Movie!

We're finally doing away with woke bullshit notion that you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you can't pick your friend's nose.

Fits are like consumption and neurasthenia, a key component in the artist's toolkit.

Also where Pee Wee Herman sometimes comes by on the bus to commit and or solve crimes.

You got trouble, with a capital T and that rhymes with C and that stands for Campbell's

This has been ongoing for a while, thanks to the top-secret NESARA act.

My grandfather was Elmer Fudd, he suffered terribly for his art. STOLEN VALOUR!

Coughing into your neighbor's elbow is anarchism.

A feast for body and soul is when a preist gets all high and eats a whole thing of communion wafers.

To do such a thing would not be RATional lol

I love greasy salty goo so I like Laughing Cow just fine.

Full page "ad" in The Onion for "60 Minutes": "Is NBC Hiring? Lesley Stahl investigates."

I love greasy salty goo so I like Laughing Cow just fine.

Do those guys have a history of doing unhinged asymmetrical stuff or no

Some of the jokes had a bit too much "ginger" to them but the boys at the Elks lodge got a good laugh. I think some of the ones about Rainbow Brite might get you sued, though.

OK, dress it up as allah