My power, my pleasure, my plane!
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My power, my pleasure, my plane!
Friday
She threw me rhythm from a red car!
(you burp)
me: oh, am i boring you?
One of the species of bullshit on X that I got tired of having to put up with was the dark contrarian computer programmer bluechecks trying to conjure strong anti-Indian sentiment out of thin air. Just throwing handfuls of racism at the wall and seeing if it sticks
Cozy KISS farm sim
still image from the final sequence of Rambo III, showing late-afternoon lighting over a bunch of Afghan fighters on horseback, near the wreckage of a recent battle. They are riding away towards dark cliffs in the middle distance. White title text overlaid reads "THIS FILM IS DEDICATED TO THE LIBERATION OF ALL SENTIENT BEINGS"
Hmm.
primitive stone coping mechanism
Danny Flynn, The Rainbow Sword, 1988
Danny Flynn (bsky.app/profile/dann...)
The Rainbow Sword, 1988
The “Suburban”
Tag a sport utility vehicle who does fuck all
“Denali.” Why are you trying to convey serene majesty. Aren’t you supposed to be fucking around? You should be in the “Blazer”
The further an SUV strays from that standard the further it strays from its true mission
This should be standard for every SUV to be honest. The Nissan Rogue. The GMC Jimmy.
My Computer Is Alive—And It’s Pissing Me Off
It’s Crash the Ship and Destroy the Ship Friday
Clicking “Be gone!”
Matin - Wake up, pray, mill to lift millstones
Lauds - Check pigeons
Terce - Deep work
Sext - Burger at the Wounded Hart for lunch
None - Load turnip cart, send last pigeons of the day
Vespers - Dinner with family
Compline - Prayer of thanksgiving, bed
are you going over to obediah's this weekend? he just got a new thrice metre tapestry and were going to put away a couple flagons and stare at the woven depictione of thee big game
Peasant with a 10,000-sq-ft hovel with a heated driveway, top-end coach he leases for 3 libri a month, flatbrim coif embroidered with the crest of the local jousting team, special bracelet with an enchanted gemstone that tracks his steps
They called crossbow back in those days
Guy driving a Chevy Silverado 2500 Z71 in AD 1174
Step 1. Poisonous miasma of confusion, misdirection, and bullshit
Step 2. ???
Step 3. Profit
Progressive metal band Falsify the Metadata
i should stop spendig all my time at the accursed temple
Slacker/Jerk-Off/Idiot is a great name for a sport utility vehicle
Lapras walks up to “Temperature”
An SUV wheel cover that reads “Hero of the Desert. Grip the Ground - Pajero. Mitsubishi Motors.” Featuring an illustration of an offroad rally-style 1994 Pajero
The Hero of the Desert
Bluesky should have an AI named Skyfather, with a little button on every post that interprets it for you and advises you as to whether or not it will help you live righteously