Nathan Birkinshaw

The millennial urge to set up a fake account to troll racists.

My toxic trait is thinking liking a producers post on LinkedIn will get me noticed.

How’s the new show coming along?

Me:

When working on a new theatre I tend to buy a silly prop or costume that loosely relates to the idea and then make it my entire personality for ten years.

Something happens in the time of pressing print and then printing out a text you’ve written to learn that makes you go “this is amazing” to “what the hell is this hot garbage”

Job ads in the hospitality industry right now

We’re heading up to Edinburgh next week for two nights, and got a lot of ‘comedy’ however no theatre/performance art has jumped out at me yet. Anyone got any recommendations ?

Someone left a badge on a wall and I stole it. I know, finders keepers is ingrained in British culture but now I feel bad. Lost a badge? Let me know and I’ll get it home to you

I think so. I mean I can’t remember much about it apart from Matt Pearce standing me up so I had to do a show on my own.

Did you do “How a
sandwich killed…”?

Also, can you do that again one day please.

Also. That was 14 years ago!

It was indeed. I think we all performed that year?

@mrgabrielli.bsky.social remember when we were in a boy band?

Seeing friends after work last night I said “gino d’acampo’ more like gino de cancelled” and I tell you, I laughed so hard and no one else got the joke so I left and then my uber got a flat tire.

hospitality mgmt jobs for £23k a year looking for a “industry legend” and it’s“not for the faint hearted” and essential skills are “life of the party” 🙄

The evolution of language should be studied.

Marketing pulled a blinder.

It’ll be something else tomorrow

My creative process is making a fictional poster for a fictional show and working my way backwards

Hard to reach

What is it about?
Being short?
Milestones we miss
Dreams we have
Net 0?

I don’t know. Let’s find out?

Finally getting round to watching Severance and this is how i used to feel when a manager at Revs gave you a shot of their own brand of flavoured vodka number 23 and a Vk after shift.

Yapping. Scranning. Napping. The three vitals for survival.

I can tell I’m about to spiral into a deep depression. I just spend £4 on candy crush.

I’m reading this as Paypal congratulating me on six months of being sober.

LinkedIn giving delusions of my idea for a show getting picked up

Thank you shark. I needed that this morning.

Learned how to use the copier setting on my printer. Turner Prize, here I come.

I’ve noticed so many folk from school turn thirty and make Guinness their entire personality.

My best bits are on LinkedIn these days.

In my effort to observe the five year anniversary of the official UK lockdown. I’m going to WFH, but not actually do any work and just recreate my ‘creation station’ and make silly videos for my four followers on YouTube.

Just saying how cool would this be if some rich benefactor paid me to get this idea out into the world.

It’s sad when a father’s actions impacts a child’s chance at sucesss.