Miss Havishambles

😂😂

Marion

And then - just like that - the cat decided he would never again eat in the area he's been fed in for five years.

I don’t know why really because I know nothing

If you played Fleetwood Mac for Shakespeare he would die

Don’t say it! I know he was right wing

Was he named after JohnWayne

changed Siri to a male voice so I didn’t feel bad telling it to shut up all the time

Matter of time before this happens in this family

Please be patient while I fly off this handle.

Realising a family gathering is like the Star Wars canteen.

Good morning to poets in distress

Sorry I was gone so long, but I stepped on a raw lasagna noodle fragment that fell out of my nighty and I died.

Vintage comicbook panel showing a disembodied woman's head. She has short, stylish, blue-black hair, black lipstick, and red pendant earrings. She's looking fierce as she says: "This means war! I'm ready to play my last card - glamour!"

Paris Fashion Week 2026

Incider trading

Making friends at the bar by drinking cider and calling myself a pommelier

The passage of space is when you knock over a drink, fall out of a chair, catch your pants as your suspenders snap off. Kinda sounds like time broke up with you

a white couple and she’s holding a big fish. he kind of looks like he’s taking her from behind but they both have their jeans on so… this is an odd looking couple but i admire their clueless and carefree attitude towards life

it’s finally friday let’s get freaky

I cannot deny this

See what you did there

Press Decline

I’ll pull in across the road for ten minutes

A sad day

My superpower is noticing a typo ten minutes too late.

This wasn’t worth re-doing but hey ho times is hard

I left a save under your pillow

I’m helping

só por curiosidade artística, se eu postar em português será que mais pessoas veem isto?

Started saying "grok is this true" whenever anyone tells me anything I don't want to hear.

A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable

Made it to Friday but at what cost