Rebus

“are you going to rebleet those Idiocracy hate bleets every time anyone even mentions Idiocracy in your cone of vision” yup

You know you can mentally check out and not take seriously anything said by anybody who invokes the movie Idiocracy in conversations about the real world or the current political climate

(Singing cadence)
I see, peeeople bring up
Thiiiis movie to
Describe the state of things
Like its logic is true

And I think to myseeelf…
What an iiiignorant wooorld-

I hate Idiocracy so much
I hate Idiocracy SOOO MUUCH-

on one hand it’s a nightmare on the other hand it’s funny she doesn’t and never did grasp the satire of the Starship Troopers movie and had me watch it as an elementary schooler thinking it’d teach me how epic and awesome the marines are and how it’s correct for peers to hate bugs my autism loved

my mom thinks she has nothing to examine bc other marines told her they couldn’t even tell I was raised by her bc I was not -explicitly showing- symptoms of lifelong socio-emotional abuse, which is so expected among marines they joke about how fucked up their kids are to each other, w the kid there

the barely bundled political rage of an “thought war and murder was Always bad since kindergarten” autistic person of color growing up in a family of MURrICA!!! fUCK YEYuH!! COMin AGAIn to SAve the MOThuhFuckIN DAY-UH!!!/ I’m poor & will murder foreigners for my own upward mobility” marines of color

kinda don’t care if a pedophile rapist mass murderer wore a baseball cap in the presence of a failed wannabe muderer’s corpse?

hundreds of -other- people who -didn’t- sign up for this and had no agency in any of it are dead and your relative woulda pushed the murder button themself if ordered

the only difference between a civilian and a (insert any military or law enforcement unit) to me is the latter commits in writing they’re willing to obediently kill the former on command to get a paycheck. nothing else is Special about them.

so I will always be disgusted by/have no respect for them

I spelled watchman stink man name wrong on purpose bc the people who that would piss off deserve to be pissed off

imagining a timeline where white millennials idolized John Brown in their meme-drunk adolescence instead of fuckin, chuck Norris or rorshack or whatever

Trump says US Navy sank Iran's warship off the coast of Sri Lanka because "it's more fun" to sink ships than capture them.

This is the most blasé admission of a war crime by a US president in history.

Trump has just disclosed, without prompting, that the US Military committed a war crime - literally just to brag & make his Republican audience laugh about unnecessarily killing 100+ Iranians instead of capturing them.

yap about how sexy you think some of worst shit I ever endured is with people who agree with you ig but not with me

it’d be kinder to not even let me know you exist while indignantly demanding me to justify my boundaries or how you’re entitled to exceptions to include you within them so don’t

if you think incest is hot please go away
unfollow me and leave and do it Wordlessly

“*You only say this stuff because you’re too poor for video games” yeah I was Always too poor for video games so I grew up without Big Corporation embedding itself in my squishy pliable child brain for nostalgia based loyalty all time forward

Doesn’t refute my point

*a real sentence said to me

Nintendo is proof you don’t need a gacha game to have people say they’ll boycott you one moment then instantly ignore all your evil deeds and beg for the honor of giving you money if you show sufficiently cute jpegs

Barely better than Disney adults, they just dont have a stateside Mecca to visit

playing pokopia at this moment means you have to have a) piles of disposable income to blow on New Toys and b) functional irreverence to the evils Nintendo commits as a company that everyone says they’ll boycott over This Time then Buy New Toy On Launch anyway. they still have that dude Enslaved.

sorry I’m just ruminating on the hundreds of thousands of lives already lost because of Elon and his Nazi memelord doge thing

Grimes should tempt Elon to a secluded location with the promise of a reconciliatory re-hookup and do something history book level epic to his tender little fragile mortal body

a black and white image depicting a trio of anthropomorphic animals are sitting on the roadside. a sheep, a lizard and a toad, all dressed in various punk styles of clothing

girls night

sorry I’m trying really hard to not snap at people who are complaining more about gas prices and disrespected marines than like the hundreds and hundreds of dead civilians

the alter that can draw is still alive but it’s the most elusive now and evades capture now instead of craving the steering wheel

digital crayon art of a small humanoid robot whose cranial chassis resembles a feline cyclops. she also has a tail and a jingling bell ornament attached to the neck of her dress. in one part of the image she has no arms visible, despite the dress's arm holes. in the other, she has arms.

boo and her retractable arms (she's actually made of millions of nanobots, so her relationship with her outline is a bit whimsical)

see, serious Problems arise when Fandom and Consumption are the only vehicles through which people can socialize and connect, but that conversation Scares people

I’m glad I get the juice I need to keep living from friends and not a megacorp that lobbies against humanity one way or another or it’s products

tired of people dying!

who else is tired of being forced to do the I Told You So dance in the widespread ruin of others' folly

Guess I’ll have to check that out now too

there are scenes in that movie so prescient it’s distressingly uncomfortable, in the “the torment nexus this movie depicts has been built since this movie came out” way