His dry cleaner flips the door sign to Closed when he sees him parking.
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His dry cleaner flips the door sign to Closed when he sees him parking.
That’s a little good trouble.
My face is giving 17th century engraving of a usurer.
We got a rule around here; NO MATH.
INNOCENT
2 words to our joke of a gov't:
Homeless veterans
They need a mobile CVS to follow these two around.
IKR? I constantly mix up Jake and Rand.
Meme of Kandi Burruss of RHOA saying, “The lies! The lies!”
Yes, because Epic sounds exactly like Epstein and it seemed familiar to him.
Well thank goodness it’s not drag queens!
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If I had a nickel for every clown shoe I’ve seen today I’d be rich, rich, rich.
Pete Kebreath looking hungover
Brown bottle flu
I will walk through burning, broken glass to get me some.
Trump and war
What are they good for?
Absolutely nothing
Hate to be “that guy”, but it’s Coke Jr.
When I got a bad haircut as a kid, we called that chicken feathers.
Men are too emotional
Sorry, I’ll need that twenty when I buy my gallon of gas.
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YA THINK?
Was it his big ass Florsheims?
Def not a cult
Her naked modeling is her couturier’s inspo? Dolce or Gabbana?
I’m in compliance
Wednesday's Thought - Melania showed up on Prime Video and is the first thing one sees when entering the App. I can't block it. On the other hand, I gave it a thumbs down. Lets all do the same! Please repost this so it is as unpopular as possible.
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Caligula, Hemingway…this is a kitchen sink of hilarity!
Florsheims haven’t been popular since the’70s; Grandpa Ranty’s glittery, gacked-up disco era.