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idr if i ever posted this here but sam and max was mentioned so i post it now

Tales from…When the Masking Slips!

Health tech doing my appt check in:
“Do you feel safe at home?”

Me, without thought or pause:
“I don’t feel safe anywhere.”

*brief pause*

“Sorry. I live alone and yes I feel safe at home.”

Nancy 3/4/26 💅

When August Met Christine (Part 3/4) - Gator Days Characters August - Alligator - A single guy working in IT at a tech start up. Has a lot of trouble talking to people. Christine - Alligator - Just moved into town and is trying to meet people. Transcript Panel 1 Christine has just met August at a party and she's doing her best to get a conversation going. August is shy and awkward and is petting someone's pet dog to help calm his nerves. Little does he know that Christine likes shy and awkward guys. Christine: So most people here are students or in tech. August: I'm in tech. I do IT for a startup. Panel 2 Christine thinks that's cool. Christine: THAT'S AWESOME! On the cutting edge of technology! Must be wild. The dog has determined that his work here is done. He has full confidence that August can take it from here. He takes off to help other introverted people who might be at this party. Truly, he is a hero. Panel 3 August looks away and tries to think of what to say next. August (thinking): This is going well. I should say something interesting. August searches deep inside his brain to find something interesting about himself to mention. There's a lot of random video game trivia in there. Panel 4 August spouts the first thing that comes into his mind. August: I own three blenders. Christine: Really? Why? August: I don't know. Christine finds this mysterious and intriguing.

When August Met Christine (Part 3/4) - Gator Days

I'm a deeply flawed individual, but I bring joy to the world.

"how to deal with harassment *examples of inappropriate behaviour* Should you find yourself in this situation, you may take the following measures to ensure your safety."

"step 1: KILL"

employee orientation

Three small creatures, looking like humanoid Aye-ayes. They wear grey and mustard colored clothes. The one in the middle hold a gun, the other two are at their right and left, looking at the gun. They all look surprised and amazed at the gun.

It's a surprise tool that will help us later !

PANEL 1: NARRATOR: "Cultivating the measured NPR cadence and placid deference to the military that characterizes the ideal neoliberal subject, Clark Kent returns to the editorial meeting..." A group of DAILY PLANET reporters are in a meeting, Clark Kent is responding to a question from his boss. CLARK: "Well, chief, the bombing campaign--" PANEL 2: Clark is talking and the other reporters and co-workers look unhappy. CLARK: "Obviously war in the region is not-ah-"ideal," but regime change could ultimately provide socioeconomic benefits that far outweigh the regrettable civilian casualties..." CLARK (thinking): "As Superman, last son of Krypton, these words of course sicken me; however, it's Clark Kent's job to manufacture consent!" PANEL 3: (inset in a larger panel) One reporter is whispering to another. REPORTER: "Kent is such an off-putting sociopath" REPORTER 2: "I hope he kills himself". An arrow points to this inset panel that reads "Thanks to super-hearing" from Clark's ear. Clark is smiling and thinking to himself. CLARK (thinking): "Looks like my secret identity as Clark Kent is safe...FOR NOW!"

the mild manners are job security, baby

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Three Necrons (skeleton robots) by John Blanche.

One Necron (skeleton robot) by John Blanche.

Necrons by John Blanche

Two figures stand in an alleyway at night in winter. The trees are bare. The houses, stark and angular. A gigantic condo looms behind them, its facade lit up by the moon. Two young women emerge from the dark. A younger one and and an older one. The younger one has long dark hair, she wears a toque and puffy coat. She has rectangular glasses. She lights a cigarette while the older one looks on. The older one has her long dark hair tied in a ponytail. She has a fringe of hair resembling an up arrow. She wears a scarf and black peacoat. She has round glasses. She observes the younger one take a puff. The younger one says "Dad would kill me if he knew I was smoking." The older one implores "pleae let your big sister be a laign influence on you." She turns to look her sister in they and points out "you only turn nineteen once! Celebrate by indulging in newly legal vices!"

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🫵 chill out

Screenshot from Twin Peaks, caption reads "Diane, 11:30 am, February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks."

It's a national holiday

They’re calling it The Perfect Design

GO LABUBU i need to collect my tools

Products For Men (2023)

i want to be missing you all of the time

GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!

who would like to guess how long you make it into 2003 shooter "vietcong" before you hear Fortunate Son

My cats as babushka! Babushkats! Also an experiment in using colored pencils over watercolor, on hot press paper.

a wood-paneled buick roadmaster on a foggy day. a woman leans on the hood and sips from a thermos

what if I just finally cracked and bought my friend's Buick Roadmaster like I've been toying with the idea of doing for two straight years lol

Art by • Philippe Druillet

if only someone had predicted this. image unrelated, sorry sorry I am trying to delete

[Guitar Solo] Uh-huh See ZZ Top Live Get tickets as low as $70 You might also like making the bed Olivia Rodrigo the grudge Olivia Rodrigo all-american bitch Olivia Rodrigo [Verse 3] The blue coat and brown hat And I don't worry 'cause my pony's fat Yellow boots, Goldberry Singin' songs, makin' merry [Chorus] They come runnin' just as fast as they will 'Cause every hobbit crazy 'bout Tom Bombadil

A scan of the box artwork for Sorcerian Forever, with a photo of painted figurines of an adventuring party gathered in a 3D model dungeon/ruin with a stone staircase curving up and around,, and the party of a kneeling bearded guy with a staff, an elven lass with purple hair and showing a bit of leg by a glowing light, another green haired elf with their hands cupped by the magical wand-light, and a tall armoured warrior with a greatsword over hiis shoulder. It's very much like something you'd see for a D&D diorama display.

Ten years later... The Legend is Reborn.

I loooove this figurine dungeon diorama box cover for Sorcerian Forever (1997), sequel to the original popular Japanese CRPG that was the fifth game of the Dragon Slayer series.

If you told me this was a post-punk singer from the late 70s/early 80s I would totally believe you.