Or several... a single one would quickly wear out!

Banter =/= argument. But I guess reasonable people might assume that I was actually taking anyone to task over anything. Those people would be mistaken.

I am well aware and appreciative of Molly's many articles.

<clippy>You appear to be attempting to have an argument with someone. Can I help you find someone to have an argument with?</clippy>

But where could it come in MORE handy than in social media posts?

So now you have caps word that you couldn't live without but you don't even capitalize what should be capitalized?

This is so first world.

Can they see pretty well right after they're born?

Ralphie from A Christmas Story sure turned out to be a jerk. C+

I am doubtless wrong to think of these the same way I think of toe shoes and yet...

You have to do that while your pants are on fire, though.

You've gotta... accentuate the positive... eliminate the negative... eat good burgers or none at all... don't mess with Mr. Inbetween.

If you're gonna die by burger, at least let it be a DECENT burger, not this... whatever it is.

Came here for this.

Should've just done Colonel Jessup and attributed it to Winston Churchill.

Have no fear, this guy has it covered!

Can't wait for us to end a forever war going back two and a half CENTURIES by bombing the UK. And it's convenient: the aircraft can just take off from Lakenheath, drop their bombs in the vicinity and land back at Lakenheath. None of this inefficient flying to the target like other administrations.

To Noem is to despise 'em.

Be that as it may, I managed to fish exactly one coherent notion out of this diarrhea: Ukraine's Patriots, HIMARS launchers and other American-sourced PGMs will soon be just so much scrap iron, like the S-300s and Buks before them.

There must be 50 ways to love your liver.

A sight for psoriasis.

It's less intellectually dishonest.

"Floating at the bottom of the sea". Ol' Demento McCankles couldn't make a shred of sense to save his life.

The worst people also believe that human shields are okay to blow up as long as you didn't place them there. www.militaryonesource.mil/education-em...

Mike Johnson is uniquely positioned to unite the party.

Donald Trump is finally murdering girls the right way - Ezra Klein

...or perhaps there can be multiple contributing causes and specific factors relevant to the "why now?" question, I dunno.

Bit weird to see this person saying the US has attacked Iran due to US's history of conflict with said country. I mean, if that didn't sound ridiculous in and of itself, which it does, then you'd have to completely ignore the US's history of conflict with Iran that did not involve bombing Iran.

US gov today is literally made up of literal criminal street thugs.

For me, seeing this image had that effect.