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Toil in the sarcasm mines, majoring in sports takes.

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If Jesus kept the dentist away I would actually go to church.

09.03.2026 03:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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08.03.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The person in the control room that called for fan shots at that moment deserves an award. Incredible footage.

06.03.2026 03:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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When my kids ask about bombing a country in the middle east:

05.03.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is it a robin? Or maybe, uhhh, a robin?

04.03.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

NF and West Ham both picked up points, Tottenham inches closer to relegation.

04.03.2026 21:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not to overly generalize, but Mainers are the strange carnie folk working the stands at the county fair, and Wisconsinites are the fatties ordering the fried Oreos.

Similar but different.

02.03.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Here I thought it was somehow just me. A good piece of life advice is to not give any fucks what happens in Maine. Ever. About anything.

02.03.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Imagine you work your fingers to the bone as a ballboy and some idiot comes along and undoes all your hard work. Fuming.

01.03.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 1217 πŸ” 199 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 31

That high gloss wrap had all the vitamins and minerals a growing boy needed.

27.02.2026 13:44 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Great now the song is stuck in my head the rest of the day

24.02.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For the billionth time, crypto has only two use cases: gambling and crime.

23.02.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 99 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

My wife would make me watch that show every week back when we were dating so we have to try it. I'm guessing it has aged very poorly.

22.02.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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20.02.2026 11:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Kevin Mccallister Home Alone GIF ALT: Kevin Mccallister Home Alone GIF
18.02.2026 23:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI cross-post paywalled articles from a billionaires highly partisan newspaper and am frustrated that everyone doesn’t think I’m amazing”

18.02.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The high school drivers ed teacher was also the gym teacher and also the football coach and you'd drive him around to run errands and take stuff to his elderly mother.

18.02.2026 02:04 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe I’m naive but it also seems easily solvable. You can real time transform the audio to remove that specific sound fairly easily, like I think I could code up a half decent demo in a day or two.

17.02.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Peak human existence IMHO

16.02.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

QOTD: "TSLA bag holders have to be the most gullible rubes on the stock market. They still think they are going to the Moon with Elon."

16.02.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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13.02.2026 12:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

After training the base model with "internet garbage" it's re-trained as an assistant model with curated datasets that the companies build/maintain.

In summary for reasons unknown a conscious decision of the company.

11.02.2026 16:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My first car was a hand-me-down from grandma, baby blue 1987 Chevy Celebrity, it had an AM only radio and one front speaker.

10.02.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Getting baked and taking a ripping hot shower is one of life’s joys. Everyone should try it.

09.02.2026 16:42 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was recently chatting with a radiologist at a party and he said he regularly uploads images to Grok for analysis. Grok!

09.02.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I got that reference!

09.02.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Suspected political message? If Faux News needs someone fluent in Bluesky let me know. The grammy given to the child was an "ice out" message in solidarity with the Liam Ramos 5 year old in Minny. The electrical transformers about the gov hurricane response in PR a few years ago, power outages.

09.02.2026 03:50 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well at least Seattle won’t be complaining about this holding call 20 years later.

09.02.2026 03:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bitcoin is still about $69,000 too high [FREE TO READ] The crypto crash is coming β€” and the landing won’t be pretty

Wrote about bitcoin again 🀑

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08.02.2026 12:56 πŸ‘ 115 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 7

Is that bad? That sounds bad.

06.02.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0