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@theramblerouser

AuDHD, disabled vet, lover of food, dogs, and TTRPGs. They/them GM of Pathenders https://www.twitch.tv/pathenderspod

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Just saying the quiet part out loud: no matter how this war of choice ends, this sycophant is going to tell us Iran surrendered unconditionally with a smile on her face

06.03.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was watching Brooklyn 99 before that, and a world where good cops actually care about the community wouldn't be bad, but I would hate living in Brooklyn.

06.03.2026 20:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I never understood why long sleeve dress uniforms were insufficient for "presenting with professionalism" when necessary

06.03.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly I fully support pushing Marines out for gang/extremist tattoos (and wish they were as aggressive with white nationalism as they are gangs), but imo the sleeve ban was just a desperate ploy to try and pretty up marine culture for optics.

06.03.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I had to be photographed for this, so I know the rules about it.

06.03.2026 18:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was on active duty in 2009 when the sleeve ban came down. The general rule was that every existing forearm tattoo was photographed and grandfathered in. The exception was tattoos determined to be gang or extremist in nature.

06.03.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe you should have thought of being one of the most talented athletes on the planet

06.03.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna be saying β€œthe colonel’s favorite jellybeans” a whole lot

06.03.2026 18:04 πŸ‘ 306 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 0

I agree. I've just never seen the appeal.

06.03.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I agree with you that he's s shithead NIMBY, I am just curious how he rationalizes it to people without just openly citing classism.

06.03.2026 16:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So they can live closer to work? Still not seeing a down side for chef dickhead.

06.03.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I cannot possibly guess why he gives a fuck. It's not like people who need affordable housing can afford to eat there.

06.03.2026 15:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've mentioned a few times starting and then getting discouraged from online dating. One of the fastest ways I shut down is in 2026 coming across a profile that opens with "you must be taller than me and/or x arbitrary height". I'm 5'7" and I can't do anything about it.

06.03.2026 15:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Vague objections like "don't blow up hospitals" and "don't blow up schools" and minimalist rules of engagement like "don't fire on unarmed civilians"

06.03.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They know that the medical necessity of slowing the spread of disease is not the same as the legal necessity of holding law enforcement accountable. They know this but pretend not to too draw a false equivalence.

06.03.2026 15:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Been waiting so long the actual half-life of lead-210 has elapsed

06.03.2026 12:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i cannot stress enough that if you know anything about how kristi noem found out she was fired you must tell me

05.03.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 4100 πŸ” 648 πŸ’¬ 90 πŸ“Œ 9
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The 4 Democrats who voted to keep Donald Trump's war with Iran going, Jared Golden (D-Maine), Henry Cuellar (D-Texas), Greg Landsman (D-Ohio) and Juan Vargas (D-Calif.).

Vote them all out

06.03.2026 09:48 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 4

You’re trapped in the last tv show you watched, where are you?

A world where the rich and powerful find extralegal justice after the system fails? Where do I sign?

06.03.2026 12:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I can think of worse places to be trapped

06.03.2026 12:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If it’s true that the United States bombed an elementary school and killed scores of children it is an unfathomable crime. I have never been more disgusted to be an American.

06.03.2026 04:42 πŸ‘ 19584 πŸ” 3794 πŸ’¬ 1228 πŸ“Œ 329

I simply cannot fathom anybody accepting an invitation to the white house at this point

06.03.2026 01:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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GMing for an oops all neurodivergents group is interesting. I find myself trimming and consolidating things I think will distract from the plot, but still diversions and interesting NPCs abound (not a complaint).
#pathfinder2e #PF2memes #ttrpg

05.03.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You mean JD Vance (a wholly owned subsidiary of Peter Thiel) who's so racist he won't even defend his own biracial children?

05.03.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You’re a fucking adult, and trans people need your support more than you need to buy some fucking hufflepuff branded scarf, or watch some shitty tv show. #TransRightsAreHumanRights #BoycottHarryPotter

05.03.2026 08:57 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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They made a class that lets me feel seen. #pathfinder2e #PF2memes #ttrpg #autism

05.03.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey Sun Chips, you and your piles of secret cheese: you've been replaced as a crunch stim safe food.

05.03.2026 14:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I got so furious the first time they told me I had to wait when I got there early

05.03.2026 14:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I might be cursed to die alone, but at least a king size bed leaves plenty of room for dogs

05.03.2026 14:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0