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Which is a huge problem because then you have a bunch of petty warlords on the Straight of Hormuz and no central Iranian government to keep them in line.

Takes the sting off my gas prices going up 40¢ in three days.

Just a little.

Did he hit his head?

Does he need urgent medical attention?

Yeah, “Hey this new Amy Grant song is a bop AND it’s got a solid political message,” is not a thing I ever expected to say.

Well, there it is. The dumbest thing I’m going to read all day.

Oh hell yeah. I’d love to get behind the wheel of one of those.

A world rally blue Subaru WRX. It’s brand new. And I love it.

Damn. My WRX will only hit 145.

Sorry Micah, but this war simply isn’t going to hump itself

I tend to glaze over poster names as I scroll my timeline.

Some posts are so obviously Gail that I don’t need to read the poster name anyway.

There are no impeachable offenses. And even if there were, no one is getting removed from office. That’s just not the world we live in.

Fuckin A man.

The integrity of that FIFA Peace Prize Committee isn’t looking real good today.

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Well, the guy he’s based on got fined over a quarter million for a pump and dump scheme, and then converted to Mormonism, so yeah, pretty much.

I particularly hate the part where the sitting president will continue to face no meaningful consequences.

You’ll also notice “Welcome the stranger” and “Visit the sick and imprisoned” get a lot more print space than “Celebrate the Empire.”

This.

Plus, if they did, they would stop being my favorite athletes in a metric heartbeat.

That’s the hallmark of a good egg sandwich right there.

It’s amazing to me that anyone takes at face value the idea that the NYT is “liberal” any more.

That mask was pulled off completely during the 2016 election, and they’ve spent the ten years since repeatedly proving they have less journalistic integrity than The Onion.

That still reads like he hit his head and needs urgent medical intervention

Maybe even Mayochup—the condiment even white people are ashamed to eat.

This is so absurd that I have to question whether he’s really trying to say “I don’t want a girlfriend.”

This is some white people shit.

Put every single one of those motherfucking agents in jail.

Oh you bet they did.

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No. Because they support him.

Does Ireland count as many small ones or one large one?

Yes. I think the guy with the Nazi tattoo is a Nazi.

That’s a viewpoint that has proven true 100% of the time so far, so I’m sticking with it.

His public comments reveal he was majorly unprepared for not being beloved by the people who elected him.