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Trying to find common sense among a sea of misinformation. Love The Onion! #dogsofbluesky

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Fingers were crossed

04.05.2025 21:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The plan is to pay money they say we don’t have to encourage birthing humans to fill jobs AI is trying to eliminate.

23.04.2025 22:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Donald J. Trump, greatest negotiator of all time said, β€œhey, why don’t you give him everything he’s trying to take from you and I can call it a win?”

23.04.2025 22:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wish that were true.

18.04.2025 18:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sadly only a rounding error.

17.04.2025 16:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I agree. Harvard should apologize for Peter Navarro.

15.04.2025 19:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The last one to speak with him wins. He has no plan, he has no rudder.

12.04.2025 18:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What a coincidence!

10.04.2025 04:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Saw that line on X in a comment from someone else, before yours. Is that how this works now?

07.04.2025 18:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This looks like something @repjackkimble.bsky.social would say:

The labor shortage created by deportations can be solved by retirees going back to work after Trump demolished their nest eggs.

03.04.2025 22:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The labor shortage created by deportations can be solved by retirees going back to work after Trump demolished their nest eggs.

03.04.2025 22:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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@booker.senate.gov after an epic performance.

01.04.2025 23:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He’s actually quite stupid.

01.04.2025 18:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Certain victims are more important to Bondi than others. Her order:

1. White executives
2. White-collar criminals
3. White Teslas
4. Other colors of Teslas
5. White Trump voters
6. Non-white Trump voters
7. Everyone else

01.04.2025 16:12 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@rmayemsinger.bsky.social Mrs. Doubtfire is on right now. Thank you for giving this to the world.

30.03.2025 04:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ohio Gov. DeWine signs higher ed bill regulating classroom discussion and banning diversity efforts β€’ Ohio Capital Journal Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine signed a massive higher education bill that would ban diversity and equity and prohibit faculty from striking into law into law Friday afternoon. The bill will take effect in 90 ...

Wow Ohio! Your government is going to control college classroom discussions of β€œcontroversial topics” such as marriage, politics, and climate change. Are you going to stand for that? Ballot measure time!!

29.03.2025 15:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Clearly Biden’s fault. Or Harris’? Perhaps Hillary’s emails caused it.

28.03.2025 13:56 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

If you have to pull Stefanik’s nomination because you fear losing a special election in the district she won by 24 points, maybe you don’t have a β€œmandate” after all.

28.03.2025 13:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And we’re the ones that pay every time he ups the tariffs, regardless of who made him mad.

28.03.2025 13:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#ScrapTheCap

27.03.2025 17:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I didn’t expect my household budget would have to include a line item for β€œTariffs due to Trump’s hurt feelings”.

27.03.2025 14:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why does making America great again only involve people losing their jobs? Sylvester Stallone, Mel Gibson, and Jon Voight being appointed Special Ambassadors to β€œsave” Hollywood are the only jobs created under Trump.

27.03.2025 14:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The AI caption is: Lonely man not satisfied with only one made-up partner.

26.03.2025 22:41 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Him and Big Balls. The cybercrime guy.

26.03.2025 19:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They’ve all agreed to adopt the line β€œno war plans were texted”. As if that is the point. Attack plans, yes. War plans? Of course not, because we’re highly competent and only skirt communication retention requirements and use insecure messaging for attack plans. Not war plans.

26.03.2025 17:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Kash Patel hearing Tulsi’s nervous farts.

25.03.2025 20:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Danielle Smith Asked US to Help Poilievre Win! #shortsviral #canada #canadapolitics #poilievre #news
Danielle Smith Asked US to Help Poilievre Win! #shortsviral #canada #canadapolitics #poilievre #news YouTube video by The Planet D

πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ The Planet D comes out swinging at Danielle Smith and political interference, including PP.
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25.03.2025 20:45 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And when he says he understands something, like the economy, he understands nothing about it.

25.03.2025 20:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was accidentally added to the slack chat where they all agreed to deny it happened.

25.03.2025 18:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for your reporting.

25.03.2025 17:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0