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Operation President Strong Boy With Big Hands Who Definitely Does Not Need Eight Naps A Day Victorious Forever is off to a great start, huh?

04.03.2026 13:59 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I thought that was his first movie where his over-management of everything in the frame was an asset, not a handicap. I still like a lot of his earlier movies, but that was the first one where everything really clicked.

03.03.2026 11:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He's going to be SO MAD when he hears about what ICE has been up to for a full fucking year.

03.03.2026 02:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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02.03.2026 21:07 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And will sir be taking the L, deleting his account, and never darkening our towels again?

02.03.2026 19:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The grifters know this and are already vaccinated. The rubes don't and they're a massive danger to everyone around them.

02.03.2026 18:48 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judith_...

I mean, if you wanted to look at someone who wrote for the New York Times and was also a lying sack of maggot-ridden dogshit, that's a place to start. I even put the link there for ease of clicking.

02.03.2026 18:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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New Bomb Capable Of Creating 1,500 New Terrorists In Single Blast

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02.03.2026 16:47 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Would that be the "campus left" that was getting attacked with chemical weapons for being against the genocide in Palestine? Morally, I think the "campus left" is usually on the correct side. Factually, too.

02.03.2026 16:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well, the Dems will be losing in 2028 then. HARD pass on the guy who does happy smiling photo ops while destroying the belongings of homeless people.

02.03.2026 14:22 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Picked a pretty good week to re-listen to season one of Blowback, the Iraq War history podcast. I have to imagine the Decider's watching CNN, Boone's Farm bottle clenched in his fist, screaming YUH MEAN I COULDA JUST DID IT INSTEAD OF LYIN' TO EVERYONE FOR A YEAR? while his family and staff cower.

02.03.2026 14:21 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Genuine question: Since the failure of the Iraq and Afghanistan wars to accomplish any political, economic, or military objectives over the last 25 years, how is it that this is treated as notable?

02.03.2026 12:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What kind of a tattoo is it that you're not talking about?

02.03.2026 00:57 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Robot Jox has its moments, and honestly did some good stuff on a tiny budget.

02.03.2026 00:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*Pleasence, damn it. Got it wrong.

01.03.2026 01:07 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If Donald Pleasance and a volcano full of ninjas is wrong, right does not exist.

01.03.2026 01:06 👍 67 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

So...it's fine to murder children as long as you approve of the zoning where the children are being murdered? Fuck outta here, and delete your account before you go.

01.03.2026 00:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Of potential interest: bsky.app/profile/movi...

28.02.2026 00:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

For real, I'm a big fan of "Do the Jellyfish", a dance-craze track from the were-jellyfish movie Sting of Death. It's ridiculous, but if Sedaka thought so, he didn't let on for a second.

28.02.2026 00:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Max Landis, Whose Career Imploded During #MeToo, Returns with ‘G.I. Joe’ Movie at Paramount (Exclusive) At the same time, Danny McBride will also be writing a separate 'G.I. Joe' script, with both projects potentially being combined down the line.

Fucking hell when I pointed out this morning Ellison had a history of hiring (untalented) men who faced allegations of sexual harassment, had no idea a new one would drop in hours www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

27.02.2026 18:55 👍 2398 🔁 659 💬 102 📌 421

Just learned that Tatjana Wood died recently at age 99. Her colors on things like Morrison/Truog's Animal Man, Simonson's Orion, the O'Neill/Cowan Question, and the Moore/Bissette/Everyone Else Swamp Thing left its marks on me when I was young and impressionable. A major, unsung comics legend.

27.02.2026 19:30 👍 131 🔁 29 💬 4 📌 5

I cannot be the only person who would submit a resume to Umbrella with a little note that says "Bipedal Gila monster creature, please and thank you".

27.02.2026 21:11 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Animated series where it's a motley crew of displaced aliens from different species desperately trying to stop a war, ALL OF WHOM ARE VOICED BY JEFFREY COMBS. Plus a Gorn voiced by Frank Welker, and its dialogue is in French subtitles.

27.02.2026 21:07 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Alexa, what is the truest statement currently available?

27.02.2026 20:03 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Sebastian Gorka at the 2019 CPAC convention: “they want to take away your hamburgers. This is what Stalin dreamt about but never achieved.”

27.02.2026 19:35 👍 2105 🔁 636 💬 67 📌 30

Brain-damaged smack addict hereditary billionaire pedophile tells The Poors(TM) how to survive in today's world.

27.02.2026 19:20 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well, the billionaire pedophiles probably bribed some Dems as well as all the republicans so there's not a lot of opposition right now.

But if you're holding up Chuck Schumer as some kind of massive popular success story beloved by all, I'm afraid the authorities need to confiscate your crackpipe.

27.02.2026 18:52 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Go fash, lose cash.

27.02.2026 17:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Huh! Someone personally appointed by Trump wants it to be easier to give pedophiles access to children. What are the fucking odds?

27.02.2026 16:56 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Emergency replacement Susan Collins?

27.02.2026 13:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0