A schnauzer puppy staring through a doorway
My dog, Karl Barx, greeting me with an annoyed face and a flopped ear to let me know it’s Walk time. (It’s not.)
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A schnauzer puppy staring through a doorway
My dog, Karl Barx, greeting me with an annoyed face and a flopped ear to let me know it’s Walk time. (It’s not.)
I've offered to volunteer to run a 5e one-shot in the VTT @talespire.com for this, 5 people will be able to get a spot in the game during this livestream. No purchase of vtt is necessary, only the ability to run the game-joiny-version.
Help @antlervel.vet pay for like, food and meth and stuff
my dog just led me into a closet to show me that he’d vomited there at some point today, and then he ATE IT in front of me. real sicko shit. motherfucker planned that.
Why is one of the Zoltan worshipers from Dude Where’s My Car in a painting from 300 years ago
how did u know about my legs
can you see me or something
i died at the party last year, it wasn't that bad. the dying part. the party i missed, though, because of the dying.
Oh they weren't together yet, this is like 8 years too early.
MAYBE THEY KNEW THE FUTURE
You think it was a deliberate choice for the poster artist to make the head look like Charlie Sheen?
Stellathon: A Fundraiser for Your Cool Online Friend Thursday March 12th 6pm-12am ET SummerGamesFest.com
This Thursday night, gamers, comedians, and storytellers from your local Internet are hosting a Twitch telethon to help replace the $24k that was stolen from @antlervel.vet. Keep up with the stream all evening, 6pm to midnight ET, at SummerGamesFest.com!
these rio mare tuna commercials doin italy dirty, like the country tastes like greasy canned fish. ive only met about 30 italians in my life and that's only mostly accurate
She blocked me for commenting the same thing you did
Post Amy Siskind @amysiskind.com WH press secretary Karoline Leavitt tells Fox News that a military draft is on the table. 4:19 PM • Mar 8, 2026 CEverybody can reply 276 reposts 699 quotes 685 likes 36 saves 184 ① 975 685
This is an irresponsible, misleading post that misrepresents what Leavitt said. There's enough awful stuff happening. Don't confuse people.
Leavitt didn't say this, the bsky post is openly dishonest. It's bad enough without lying to make things sound worse than they are.
No she didn't
Completely boobless. Not even a comedy dong. At least spin a windmill or two you cowards
@gork.it is this ableist?
I’ve tried other systems and liked some things more and some less than 5e. I think for forever dm tables with either the same friend group irl or consistent players online, the best game is the mashup of what you like the best for your group.
Live look at the Trump White House
> @benstiller.redhour.com
3 posts into the thread and my eyes glaze over, money words are too fuck
11/10
Dwight: Well, as the Shield of Americas, I thin--
Michael: Special Envoy for the Shield of Americas.
Dwight: Michael, you said I'm the Shield of Ame--
Michael: DWIGHT, god, not the time.
what i've chosen to take away from the most recent BtB episode is that Scientology is actually Australia's fault. Thanks @iwriteok.bsky.social , it's good to finally know the true culprit
Sometimes it just feels like we’re so fucked. I saw that ai things like this and sora now offer ai assistance in writing ai prompts.
Cognitive offloading your cognitive offload until you just have to grunt into the open air
Raid one of your officers houses?
(There would be CSAM if you did who are we kidding)
btu thne ofpewpl knfiow yo stype like fatfahnd dinosaru
(Mid-spaghetti)
“Nowgh?”
