Would be a shame if I poked those appetites with a sharp stick
19.02.2026 16:50
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Your Honor, this is entrapment. None of this is permissible as evidence.
My client pleads not guilty by reason of stupidity
If this dog was smart, it wouldnt be bratting so hard in a spot of very visible public record 😅
You know those moments where it occurs to you that you may have already gone too far and the only choices left are completely abandoning the effort or diving in head first?
*Ahem*
I don't break easily, I like my chances 😈😈
Try me 😈
Please 🥺🥺🥺👉👈
*feral needy noises*
No 👀👀👀👀
I'd give you an F but I know you liked it
So if I know that logically... why the fuck am I even having this breakdown?
Fuck if I know.
And yknow? Fuck a stupid fucking commercialized holiday for making me feel this way.
We've commercialized love and created something where if you're alone on this one specific day well gollygee you must be broken or wrong or something!
Logically, I know this is bullshit. I have people who love me
Fr, though.
This is my first time back here since I moved out effectively a month ago. Was alone all of last night and wound up walking around downtown.
Shocker, everywhere was packed with couples and like. Ive got 3 partners and was completely alone (sorry to the ones on here, it's legit fine)
Today on: Lexi is late to take her estrogen and is having a breakdown alone in the living room of the place her wife now lives separately.
Objectively moving to a new city for work was a good decision. It got me a job after 7 months and 0 leads where I was.
But between the absolute struggle to find a place (1 month in, got nada) and the fact that this is the least I've seen any of my partners?
Hard to feel like it wasn't a mistake
OkaybutbothofyoudoingthistomefuckingpleaseIllbesogoodjesuschrist
Hooooolllyyyyyyyyyyy um 🥵🥵
Yes Handler 😵💫😵💫😵💫
Awwwoooo!!!! *whines and paws at*
I just think being locked in a chastity cage would fix me
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Don't forget the discretion of a certain spider ^_^ but otherwise yes, correct.
You dont need to move or use those silly words. You don't even need to think. You just listen to whatever we tell you, whatever gets you that next little click
Yes 😇😇😇 I only have your best interests at heart
Orrrrrrr just give it to me. I can be trusted, I promise
W-woof 😵💫😵💫 I'm just a dog, words are hard
Ncjxjdnd not you, too
Damn, thats a real good back
It back
Jesus fucking christ
This is really on me, I need to plan when I read your replies better. Stuck behind my desk for a bit now
You should definitely show me how evil it is sometime
