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@senatorgiggity

Deeply Serious Person. USF stuff. Likely Muppet.

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CAN'T

HAVE

ANYTHING

NICE

FUCKING

BROHIOS

07.03.2026 04:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

PCU is the reason I went to college

07.03.2026 04:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

These people are murderous psychopaths that will not stop unless stopped

07.03.2026 04:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn close

07.03.2026 03:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

07.03.2026 03:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I want you to think about what the name of Jeremy Piven's podcast could be

It's more cheeseball than that

07.03.2026 03:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Honor Blackman is a better name than Pussy Galore

07.03.2026 03:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We're getting old, Triumph's son is in college

07.03.2026 01:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh it's a "Delete Everything Off Instagram" break up

07.03.2026 01:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do they even teach against plagiarism anymore or is that just a dead battle

07.03.2026 01:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's Gritty's kid isn't it

07.03.2026 01:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was kidding about the CFP Committee thing

07.03.2026 01:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thank god Iโ€™m on a website for 40 year olds

07.03.2026 01:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 115 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Harper to the judge: "Your driver's license doesn't list your height and weight at birth. It doesn't list where you used to live. It identifies who you are now."

06.03.2026 20:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 5133 ๐Ÿ” 1276 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 39 ๐Ÿ“Œ 42

EVERYONE LOOK BUSY

07.03.2026 00:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You are infinitely closer to being homeless than you are a billionaire

06.03.2026 23:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Start posting lyrics so we know you're serious

06.03.2026 21:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

DoJ officials out here leaving attention seeking AIM away messages

06.03.2026 21:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah that'll happen when you betray your country

06.03.2026 21:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Billionaires, Al

You've watched it happen just like us, except we weren't as close to them

06.03.2026 20:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd rather they just walk around with a 90's JVC slapped on their shoulder, more fun to throw

06.03.2026 20:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's an oyster farmer

EXCLUSIVELY FOR HIS MOTHER'S RESTAURANT

06.03.2026 17:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

YEAH BUD THINKING WE'RE HAVING THE OPPOSITE PROBLEM

06.03.2026 17:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tampa gets everyone, eventually

06.03.2026 17:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not sure it's helping. Plus it seems harsh on the crocs...

06.03.2026 17:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 245 ๐Ÿ” 53 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

So he's a rich boy pretending to be working class, willingly got and kept a symbol widely known to have been co-opted by the Nazis for the SS and has lied about it every step of the way

This is the guy Dems are defending

06.03.2026 17:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I hate humans so much

06.03.2026 17:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 17:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Racist, colonial and genocidal?

06.03.2026 16:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Feels like we really lost the plot after we stopped ending Nazis

06.03.2026 16:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0