An instruction from me to a person who was concerned about a weird school bus pulling into her complex every night late at night. With no license plates. Where I casually suggested that she put a propane torch next to the back tires, to light a signal fire so that somebody will come and put tags on that vehicle. BECAUSE I'M A GOOD CITIZEN WHO BELIEVES EVERYONE SHOULD FOLLOW THE LAW!!!

Tiktok removing my helpful community guidance like they don't want people to be safe in their own homes 😢

I fucking love @stephenking.bsky.social
#FuckTrump #Resist

imagine if you took all the city's meat and put it in a freezer

HOLY SHIT THERE'S A NORTHERN BAPTIST CHURCH AND THE SPLIT WAS OVER SLAVERY?

😲

I... am somehow shocked that I didn't know this, but anti-shocked that this is a fact.

Yeah, that clocks so hard.

Kate for President: No. A man cannot become a woman. But if someone is born in a body that doesn't match their gender, thankfully with modern medical technology we can fix it.

They have never really known somebody that has a beautiful sparkly flower soul trapped in a big hairy meat suit.

Teaching children to resist or interact with ICE agents is irresponsible. Children need to hide and flee from them whenever possible, and if not possible, avoid eye contact.

These are some of the worst men on earth and are not constrained by any version of the law that you can teach a child.

Life is so long, guys.

I'm so fortunate to be able to have things made by some truly epic craftsmen& women.

I look around my home and truly it's just art everywhere.

When I say goodbye to this country, know that I am taking your art to the world and showing them what I love that you made. 🥹🫶

I need y'all to know @tinkeringtailortom.bsky.social is a talent that you will not see again.

I'm gonna take pics of the Kiev Sleigh Coat as soon as I'm in international waters, but...

I cannot express how amazing this man's craftsmanship is.

My goddess.

This is my coat forever. 🥹🫶

You know what?

Life is long.

My mother Hecate was stronger than your Canaanite war god before, during and after his physical presence if that's what you're claiming.

I can't imagine the arrogance to claim life without the ability to make life.

Clowns.

But not threats.

She is beyond you.

A man needs to tell me I should be less alarmed, that I should just trust more.

As if mass rape and gang rape weren't the primary tools to subjugate women in every war, ever.

I'm assuming you, as a big strong man, would rescue this woman. 😒

Turns out I'm part of THEGODDESSDOESNOTALLOWHERDAUGHTERSTOBEDISRESPECTECTED

I'm gonna keep this because this is ABSOLUTELY the energy I'm trying to bring into 2026.

Lemme know when it smells like HC GAS, YOU STUPID FUCKING FUCK

I don't even care, I'm gonna be on a boat to Spain.

2026 is seeing that the U.S. Army is mobilizing a unit specialized for winter conditions, but not knowing if the intended mission is violent repression of an American city or stealing territory from a U.S. treaty ally.

Where are the #Epstein Files⁉️

“You know, when I was a little girl, I had a funny idea.” “Spill it.” “I was happy myself, but as I grew up I could see that my mother wasn’t. And my father wasn’t. My teachers weren’t—most of the adults around me weren’t happy. I got an idea in my head that when you grew up you found out something that kept you from ever being happy again. You know how a kid is treated: ‘You’re not old enough to understand, dear,’ and ‘Wait till you grow up, darling, and then you’ll understand.’ I used to wonder what the secret was they were keeping from me and I’d listen behind doors to try and see if I couldn’t find out.” “Born to be a detective!” “Shush. But I could see that, whatever it was, it didn’t make the grownups happy; it made ’em sad. Then I used to pray never to find out.” She gave a little shrug. “I guess I never did.” He chuckled. “Me neither. A professional Peter Pan, that’s me. Just as happy as if I had good sense.” She placed a small gloved hand on his arm. “Don’t laugh, Teddy. That’s what scares me about this Hoag case. I’m afraid that if we go ahead with it we really will find out what it is the grownups know. And then we’ll never laugh again.” - the Unpleasant Profession of Jonathan Hoag

🫶🤗😭

... But we all agree that between the party of "kill the brown children" and "charging children to eat at school is just good fiscal responsibility", the commonality is

THE GHOULS OCCUR IN VARYING DEGREES, BUT THEY'RE MEN.

THE PEOPLE WHO THINK CHILDREN SHOULD SUFFER FOR THEIR GOALS ARE MEN.

Another meal out, another dinner completely ruined by Alabama people doing their fuckass domestically abusive, assuming every woman exists to take care of their children, main character loudest person in the room telling the worst story imaginable in a restaurant fucking behavior.

I won't feel bad

Keep it up everybody you're doing great 🥰

They know that they produced half of a couple, and assumed that they were the parents who got to move in during their declining years, potentially another 20 years of caretaking that they already proved they had no reciprocal burden of, while these kids are still young.

Absolutely the fuck not.

She's not having his kids. She's not marrying him.

She's another chick who is leaning hard toward childfree life and isn't the one who wasted 8 years. 😂

"If you can beat Genghis Khan's granddaughter in a fight, you marry her. Otherwise she gets your horse."

Single with 10,000 horses. 💅💃👑

Extremely satisfying to watch all the stupid bitches that not only fell for this, but tried to shove "But WHO will PROTECT you?" down everyone else's throats realizing that they are the least protected of us all.

Say what you will about Renee and Becca Good...

She knew Becca would protect her. 💀🔪

They're working on it. You'd be surprised how efficient a man can be at raping a woman in the back of an SUV with proper training.

If you have venmo, shoot me a DM. We were muts on Twitter waaaayyyyyy back, glad you're here. 🫶

I'm just glad that 1500 developers are $77 billion wealthier. Hope they can do some good with their wealth.

*touches earpiece

They managed to lose $77 billion while giving less than 0.001% to the entire human staff designed to develop a product where THE WHOLE SUPPLY CHAIN IS HUMAN BRAIN?

Hmmm.🧐

Bro, please tag me if you're gonna talk about me on the Internet like this... 😒

It's such a good book!

You should read it!

But not this one.

This one is mine.

Stop lusting after my book, you dirty bibliophile. 😡