DrWhoFanJ

Always. Just leave that thing in me and I’ll see it gets drained very regularly indeed.

Can you shoot that load across my chest while I shoot mine across yours, please?

How do you know they’re all hot?

And maybe it’s because you’re so hot yourself?

Oh, and always.

Then stick it in me, won’t you‽

Can I replace your hand in that second photo, please?

Yes, as long as you return the cumpliment in person.

Me. Every single day. Will you take care of mine once I’ve done that, please?

Post it in me, please!

Can I dickstract you while you play that game, please?

In that tent with you? Most definitely! I’m already packing!

In me next time, please?

I’m very much envious of you and @otterlyuseless.bsky.social for starting your day in the best possible way. When can it be my turn‽

Or maybe you could stroke mine while I stroke yours?

There is a sizeable non-hairy section there. Maybe I should hide that by covering it in my big loads?

It should’ve been me doing that after you exploded in me! Maybe next time?

I would like to fit inside it, please.

It doesn’t even have to be a Sunday if that works better for you. I’ll be ready for you whenever you get here.

No. We never have.

There are no sidewalks in the UK.

licence*; and the issue is primarily in the fact that certain content can only be licensed for the UK itself, either because other companies have the licence for that content elsewhere, or because the service in question was only allowed to exist at all because it was UK-only.

Can you service mine next time, please?

I would like to service you on Sunday as well as every other day.

I need that thing buried down my throat and up my hole.

How we about we take it turns to try each side and then decide which one we prefer?

I’m not aware that there are any days one should not be doing that.

Only if you return the cumpliment. x

Can I have him inside me for my birthday present later this month, please?

It’s welcome to bury itself inside any of my holes whenever it wishes.

I can definitely do lots of one of those.

Absolutely. I cannot fathom anyone saying no to that!

I would also like to feel it inside me at some point, please and thank you.