Ok Iβm back on bsky what did I miss
Ok Iβm back on bsky what did I miss
Hey whatβs been going on on bsky, anything cool?
So far, no, itβs not
gentleman, gentleman, please, there's no need for this! you are both in the epstein files.
elon musk to donald trump at every meeting in the oval office: βyou are in the epstein files. meet my 3 year old sonβ
Happy Birthday to moms
Thinking about a career change
Hey, are you hiring?
Whatβs everybody else been up to?
Been replaying The Last Of Us 2. Good game.
Hello Bsky I miss you
I donβt even make that much money a month
The Taking of Pelham One Two Three... good movie
image of watchmen's doctor manhattan, a superhero who is entirely blue and nude, sitting on a rock, small in frame, on what is depicted to be a very pink version of the surface of the planet mars. he looks pensive.
It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in aβ
Coming to terms with the fact that I will never have a good nights sleep again until I die
Love to finally get on a bus 43 fucking minutes after I get off work
How come everyone does everything wrong but me
Earthquake
My quick fix for social media is duration caps. Allowing content to be longer increases the likelihood that it will be annoying or evil. Twitter with character limits? Good. Vine with 6 second videos? Good. Remove these guardrails and you get only Digital Filth
Waking up early to be angry longer
Extremely fucking angry, and I have no one to blame but everyone except myself
Hey did you hear about the vocalist for that vegan screamo band?
He was a nondairy screamer
Thank you
I think I would be really good at refining macro data, actually
Congrats to all the movies. I love you.
Let Brendan Fraser do another Mummy movie, I donβt care that heβs fat now, thatβs cool
We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)
I hope to one day log off
Damn, RIP Harriet the Spy
I think I saw you in my sleep darling
first date idea: you take me on a holy pilgrimage to California's Gold Exhibit And Huell Howser Archives at Chapman University in Orange, CA