Tricia Lockwood

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me, authoritative commentator: his asshole touched the snow.

Congratulations to everyone on having a great Valentine's Day squirting your crooked pipe or sliming your ham. Congratulations in Heaven to Saint Valentine.

back of a woman’s head with a little TAIL that her goth hairdresser gave her

this is the booker tail. I will be growing it for the length of the booker judging period, at which point it will be ceremonially cut, by jarvis cocker or the queen.

normal woman in a green dress being cursed by a dracula

still recovering from the tradcath wedding I attended the other night … where I tortured one of these guys until he admitted that he didn’t think french people could be saints

omg I was actually going to drop a line here … message in a bottle … someone get word to him please

Canary in the Coal Mine: Long Covid in Fiction The ongoing pandemic is affecting authors just as it's affecting everyone else. We’re not supposed to talk about it, and we’re treated with disdain if we take precautions to prevent infection. Just th...

Our first feature article, about the presence (and absence) of Long Covid in fiction, explores Will There Ever Be Another You by @tricialockwood.bsky.social (@riverheadbooks.bsky.social), writing by @madelinemiller.bsky.social & more www.whoevenreads.com/canary-in-th... Thanks for reading! #booksky

yep the strand will be putting up the video

favorite part of knausgård night was afterwards when I confided that I really wanted him to read the “I’m Garfield” scene and he pointed at his lager, smiled, and said, “Garfield will come out.”

grace was sitting next to jason the entire time without realizing. also I think my snatch might have been visible throughout. video to come

saw the luminous @tricialockwood.bsky.social with Mr Karl Ove Knausgaard

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almost forgot I wrote about Christine

you found him!!!

post from r/HuffingCommunity Mount Rushmore of Huffing - Had to sneak my favorite in as well! photo of Mount Rushmore with a gas can, Dust-Off, propane tank, and Raid photoshopped onto it

if not for the sounds I would not be scared

michael myers why did you do what you did.

rebecca the flaming angel of reading

no but that’s one of my favorite sections! DEAN JONES

yeah I do it perfectly every time and it is my only achievement

hideous little malformed cub in the bookstore at o’hare.

left a hideous little malformed cub in the bookstore at o’hare

I was asked to make. A Bitchface and I did

Richard Warnica: I spoke with the only writer alive who actually makes sense anymore Lockwood is the only writer who managed to accurately capture the absurdity of a Trump rally. She is out with a new book “Will There Ever Be Another You”

I spoke to the legendary @tricialockwood.bsky.social about a potential ghost, her new book, Pamela Anderson and meeting once in the cattle pen in a Trump rally.
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dropdown of recent word searches that simply reads Velvety Manta Pubes

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experiencing the emotion of “wanting to see miette”

I will be visiting! still tantalized by our almost meeting so many years ago … it may now be time

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poyim

that’s a classic double dennis.

@tricialockwood.bsky.social signed my padre pio card and it makes me laugh and I’m also deeply moved, which is very much what it’s like to read her work. What a night @thankyoubooks.bsky.social