AttorneyBot!

I’m tired of these echos from another time

I will never vote for Will Stancil.

The idea of a war crimes trial wheeling in a screen and having a bunch of IT guys fiddle with it before a noose

[my partner about to leave for a 5 day trip] don’t sit around the house and drink, ok babe?
[me, already butt-housed] whart?

The Ballad of Briscoe Cain, the MAGA Legislator Whose Dreams Were Squashed by Trump Briscoe Cain could only exist in the Texas Legislature. He was tragically tempted to run for U.S. Congress.

Absolutely great article. We need more lunatics with a wife named Bergundi and sons named Briscoe IV, Walker, Crockett, Maverick, and Hockley.

PLACING A BET SHOULD INVOLVE A DUDE THAT WILL WORK YOU OVER IN AN ALLEY IF YOU FUCK AROUND TOO MUCH AND IM NOT KIDDING.

Nancy is probably a dirty birdy

Also, go fuck yourself

This is like saying the SS upended the boring Prussian uniform and added some novel flash to otherwise banality of drab military uniforms

She looks like she about to GO OFF on a teenage hostess for telling her she’s cut off at a brunch for thrice-divorcees

The ceremony of innocence is being held down in the surf off Mar a Lago by a gamergate incel

Massachusetts levels the playing field by paying both side like shite

Joyce is like the Adam Dunn of posting; she doesn’t always get a hit but sometimes she’s going to hit it 600 feet and you gotta just watch

I thought he was Greek

“I don’t get bored… See that nice drape”

imagine losing your life to defend a racist pedophile who looks like in Chinatown when they hang up Peking ducks in the window

It’s worse

“Zimbardo’s experiments”

No, a bot wouldn’t be such a performative troll to a woman

Reminds me of this Frankie Boyle bit

So they gave AI targeting discretion and it’s first choice was to bomb a school for elementary-aged girls, that tracks

I hope you aren’t drunk and took your staff’s advice, Rashida and I don’t know this man and feel confident he didn’t care about us. Please restrain from drinking too much as you have been warned from your staff and stay off social media when you are drunk. I pray in his holy month you find peace and respect for your self,

uhhh oh my god

What about Palestinian children? What about Iranian children? Spare me lady

Yes, courteously killing civilians is their specialty, the great sacrifice of being the bad guys

Wild that this is 20+ years old

You don’t view Muslims as humans and you care more about Israel that the USA, I can’t wait until I don’t have to watch you pretend you’re supposed to be the opposition

Buddy you could replace “Iran” with “USA” and it would be far more accurate