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Well I've been told the plan is for us to be #1 in the world by then

Another episode of 'play well for 25 mins then get found out'. Hard watch, we look a shadow of the coherent, settled team we've seen in the past three seasons.

Onto Barca. You never know #nufc

Could I order the European Gordon please waiter? #nufc

Piss

#nufc

I thought he started well. His first touch isn't great though, which worries me when he gets it in our half

Id bring on big joe for him

God bless him. Top class shithousing, and not even on the pitch

Falling apart here #nufc

He's been our most consistent player for sure. How often does he go into a 50/50 and 2 seconds later hes off up the pitch

Elanga is looking sharp so far. Nice to see #nufc

Holy fucking shit #nufc

"Hey, pope, stop lecturing us about peace, reconciliation and how we shouldn't kill each other, and get back to doing whatever priests do"

Such an impressively stupid person

When was the last time we scored a direct free kick? Last one I can remember is Trippier vs Everton which apparently was 4 years ago. Surely not #nufc

This 'correction' from @lewisgoodall.com regarding accusations from Reform and the Conservatives that the Greens engaged in sectarianism, deserves to be widely read.

#c4news

My dog paddling in a river near Crainlarich in Scotland

It's probably not so much of an issue if you don't commit horrific crimes. If you havent been an objectively awful human being, then the 'trial by media' might be eased a little

Sorry Andrew, you've mistaken fear for pity. Obviously most of that pity is for those that voted Harris, but it even extends to those who voted for him and those that didn't vote at all.

It would be a real shock to find out that he was just making this shit up. A real shock.

Very noticeable that he did not apologise for making the comments, he's only sorry that "my choice of language has offended some people".

I apologise that honest tax paying immigrants have to put up with this shit from a man who has avoided paying £4bn by 'moving' to Monaco

This country is being ruined by rich, selfish, mostly white middle aged men who do not care about anything other than amassing as much wealth and power as they can, and resent having to give anything back. This twat is one of them.

He was immense. Surely the most underrated centre half going

At 8.20pm I'd have taken a 3-0 loss if offered. Brilliant recovery and possibly deserved the win by the end.

They should be very proud of that #nufc

I remember Feyenoord. Come on lads, I believe #nufc

Agreed. His best performance in a long long time

All we need is some self belief, a bit of luck and the entire financial rules underpinning football to be thrown out

A referee with a beret, onions and stripy shirt fides a bike

Cctv footage of the ref arriving at the stadium has been leaked #nufc

Final day of the Champions League league stage, and my team are going into it with the chance to make it thorugh as one of the best 8 teams.

An idea that would have been absolutely preposterous for so many years. How good do we have it these days?

Howay the lads

#nufc

Please calm down Joe #nufc

True. I feel helpless, and i think a lot of people do. Ive stopped using X (musk), amazon (bezos), sky (murdoch) and will continue to wean myself off the obvious offenders where i can, but beyond that its hard to work out what an individual can do

I think things would be tolerable if they were just clinging on to what they had. But they aren't. They are seeking to amass ever more wealth and ever more power, stockpiling assets worth so much they couldn't spend it in hundreds of lifetimes.