︎︎mich ☻

cross posting is just digital cross pollination

too many apps too little time

selfie thread selfie thread 🪞

wait a SEC, JUST SEEING THIS!!! BUT BADDEST BITCH IS 💯 YOU

maybe edging

i've been told i'm lowkey a pick me girl and now i cannot do anything without doubt

pretty sure arm wrestling is just a covert mating ritual

what's your annual in cum

i forgot how overwhelming meeting a ton of new ppl is

🤠🦅

i've been told i give weird cryptic vibes which is honestly a compliment

i would just Not Text

how can i set goals for others when i can barely set my own

he also showed me his tarot cards?which mb just means he's woo woo 🤔

this man asked me for my birth time

date discussing guerilla marketing for environmental awareness by sticking dildos on bikes is new

this is what friendship should always be

i can't drive but i can drive you insane ❤️

deliberately vague and sweet

@ god i am NOT your strongest solider STOP sending battles

my eye is swollen from some sort of reaction?? pls 😭

F

is a lovely picnic on a sunny day making daisy chains, cloud gazing, having baked goods and iced drinks too much to ask for

once i lay my lil head down it becomes 100 tonnes and i can no longer move

cat distribution glitch???

i hope he comes back to visit me sometime tbh

how did this silly lil guy end up all the way up here?? i hope they're safe

i got jumpscared by a raccoon on my fire escape last night, that's new york baby

i'm embedded in bed

my head feels like the dune worm is doing work inside