Papaya Chemist

I've got tea, cough drops, tissues, and chocolate (for moral support). Going live with The Longest Journey now!

www.twitch.tv/papayachemist

graphic design shitpost: Stick figure of human leg with the knee labeled "monetizable knee"; stick figure of digitigrade leg, with the knee labeled "uncouth zoophile knee"; text: Ankle unrelated, "we are very smart" - payment processors. Separate graphic on other half - illustration of a doggy, text: Woof woof! I am a representational, animal-shaped character! A hot one, some might say. People are often attracted to me, which make sense - I am depicted with human-like behaviors, and am often drawn as a representation of idealized or exaggerated human experiences. I'm not just a talking dog - I can be a representation of the artist's aspiration to be more playful, more confident - or of something they already love about themselves. Animal-shaped characters have been a part of human expression as long as we have made art - and that tradition will outlive the powers which seek to control and divide us today. Er, grr bark, I mean.

Re: SubscribeStar banning sexual content with characters that don't have "human-like knee orientation" fsjdkldbh

Tried to shitpost and got carried away lol
subscribestar.adult/prohibited_c...

lots of stuff here in the replies that I think folks should look at

80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"

The 3 genders

The Curse of Monkey Island (1997)

#monkeyisland #lucasarts

I think my allergy flare-up, if that's what it was, has subsided enough for me to stream tonight! And fortunately, The Longest Journey has plenty of voice acting, so I don't need to talk much. I will be fortifying myself with tea just in case.

Seconded!!

HEY! You want some hope? You gotta actively spread it and make people aware. Payment Processors are using the excuse of their reputation being at risk for denying us our work being financially viable.

I need you to comment on this and spread the word about this.

Termina and the Rat King

Termina, the Final Girl

my new Darkstalkers OC:
a simple but strong-willed girl doing everything she can to survive. equipped only with her wit and her trusty cell phone, she survives being pursued by the possessed animatronic the Rat King

The DM asking “Are you sure?” when they really mean “you are about to get your shit rocked” The DM asking “Are you sure?”, just to fuck with you Rolling dice behind the DM screen and going “Hm.” Playing a changeling and then, years later, realising you’re transgender Fighting an Aboleth (Large Aberration, Lawful Evil) Casting ceremony and marrying two of the PCs for the +2 bonus to AC Capturing a cultist and explaining that if they don’t give up the high priest’s location, you are going to go goblin mode on them with a +1 warhammer Gripping your rod of lordly might Saying “I can fix him” when you meet Strahd von Zarovich and getting stared at by the DM for ten full seconds Hitting an NPC over the head with a polearm and taking their shit

Things of this nature.

Flumphs, as a concept Playing a giff, the humanoid space hippos who love guns, and getting into an argument about whether “giff” is pronounced with a soft g or a hard g Casting speak with animals on a crow and finally learning all the cool crow jokes The nine-foot-tall goat in Curse of Strahd that has resistance to bludgeoning, piercing, and slashing damage from nonmagical attacks Eating the dice Trying to use mage hand to circumvent challenges Casting find familiar instead of just buying a cat like a normal person Putting a bag of holding inside a portable hole and getting slurped straight into the Astral Plane, you goofy piece of shit Being a paladin 5/sorcerer 15

I need to finish this big 2d12 table of Dungeons & Dragons Things. Anyone got suggestions? I will not elaborate.

Official art of Arioch from Drakengard. She's an elf with straight brown hair cut to just past chin-length, wearing brown leather armor and a curved, spiked sword at her hip.

Official art of Arioch from Drakengard, shown from the back.

Black and white concept art of Arioch in an action pose with her sword drawn, advancing on the viewer with a dangerous smile on her face.

If you don't have too many requests already, I think you'd do a kick-ass Arioch from Drakengard!

I dub him... Max the Younger

double checking info for these posts felt like a fever dream like what do you mean Max Nordau put out Degeneration in 1892 and he cofounded the zionism movement w fucking Theodor Herzl and over 100 yrs later people are doing Morality Phrenology on fursona KNEES. do you hear how stupid that sounds /5

Repressing sexual curiousity LITERALLY makes you insane. The more you obsess and fret and shame yourself for your interest the more mentally ill you become. And then it's not a far jump to "I'm addicted to porn and need the Lord"

We all know that social media doesn't care about context it only cares about engagement, right? Well, same goes for LLMs. Even if you use them "ironically" to make fun of it, they still get any benefits that they would get from sincere use, and all of the downsides of using them still apply.

An open letter to Grammarly and other plagiarists, thieves and slop merchants To everyone at Grammarly, I am writing a book right now, a really challenging endeavor that no doubt someone in Silicon Valley will think it’s fine to steal the day it’s published. I’ve been a profes...

I finally lost my shit about so-called AIs, LLMs, enshittification & everything fucking evil that @officialgrammarly.bsky.social is doing. I'm fucking furious, and not just about what 1 company has done. An open letter to Grammarly & the rest of the LLM hype machine www.moryan.com/an-open-lett...

What makes me so fucking mad is

I never hurt anyone. The vast, overwhelming majority of nsfw creators and sex workers dont.

We get cut off from the ability to use-the-dollar but all the sick fucks that hurt people, both directly and indirectly, every single day, never get even a slap on the wrist

A wind waker mod where Link is replaced with Kiryu from Yakuza

found the perfect mod

Absolutely gormless. You’ve got no gorm. Where did your gorm go? How did you lose all that gorm?

daisy’s working part time on mar10 day!!

Kal @Kaldruen Follow *Leon casually suplexing a 60 year old man* "Guess that's The Last of Him." The Seinen Hero @TheHeroOfSeinen • 2d Who'd win in a fight :

Happy birthday, almost-birthday-buddy! (Mine's tomorrow!) 🎂

Thank you! My nostrils appreciate it. 🐽💖

Thank you, me too!!

Canceling tonight’s Guacamelee! stream as I’m sure my audience does not want to experience me sniffling and blowing my nose every five seconds. We’ll see if I’m feeling better for The Longest Journey tomorrow!

a few games, like Minecraft, got a lot of mileage out of building interesting procedural systems—and most games rely on procedural systems to some extent

naturally, tech bros became obsessed with making 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 procedural and they're gonna take years to learn why that won't work

Three panel comic. Panel 1: three witches stand around a cauldron while one of them stirs. Panel 2: one of the witches adds a scoop of pre workout into the pot. Panel 3: the three witches are getting absolutely shredded in the gym.