Maria West

Elphaba 🤝 Eagles fans

bleed green

Good Morning from your NFC Champion, Philadelphia Eagles.

finding a lot of my twitter marketing fam on here 🥹

any internal comms friends migrating here yet?

(expecting not since none of my coworkers except @ravenworksatl.bsky.social even knows what bsky is 🤠)

burnt wendy's sign that says quality is our recipe

america

oh hey friend and +1

Being married to a data scientist creates unrealistic beauty standards.

He just talks about models all day.

🥁📀

wild it took this long bc both my husband and I are lefty, and so is our 5yo

finally bought lefty kitchen scissors and... IT'S NOT THE PACKAGING'S FAULT?! 🤯

who wants me to cut something - I'm ready ✂️

🎯

ok maybe for real now

photo of a baby onesie designed to make an infant look like a football

"throw my baby as far as you can"

bacccck on the blue

WE WILL RELEASE A NEW TWITTER CLONE EVERY HOUR UNTIL OUR DEMANDS ARE MET

Threads being launched and me downloading it also feels like cheating

Deleted Twitter and LinkedIn from my phone for this week so sending this feels like cheating

Twitter: "What is happening?!" desperate, panicky, grimy hands gripping your dress shirt and someone screaming about albatrosses

Blue Sky: "What's up?" chill, friendly, White Russian milk mustache and a rug that holds the room together

still trying to make this a thing

Whaaat and your tweets always have like 4949428384959494 likes and comments haha

🤣 my husband doesn’t (or tea) so I just imagine it’s all lovely mornings sharing stories and memories over a hot cup of Joe together

couples who both drink coffee

what’s it like?

First time breaking news on Bluesky before Twitter. Feels good!

Hi! PHL —> ATL here 🦅

we’re kicking off a week of no TV for the toddlers (3 + 1) to help them discover boredom and also lots of mud that I will be SO CHILL ABOUT 😀

oh hey ATL

“definitely wear it out of here wet and frizzy tysm”

IDK GOING TO BED AT 8:30

I like .xyz (bluesky is that)

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