Susan Bigelow 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Chances of this are pretty high! See: Venezuela

I just bought mine!

Same. Even better, they work independently from one another and look in different directions. Talking to me can be disorienting.

Always *just* about to have a nuke, just weeks away, for decades!

How I arrived on Bluesky.

Which Of My Garbage Sons Are You

Gosh why would Iranians not get behind the CIA

Damn.

TURTLES:

-what are they hiding in there?
-crimes?

The little superimposed crown and confetti for the bug battle winner sent me. And Sam kinda rules.

Best thing I've read in a minute

Another screenshot of text from the linked column. It reads: In his gut, Trump is the preteen bully on the playground — more big bones and huskiness than muscle — who gets his snack freebies at recess by rearing back an arm, cocking a fist and letting everyone’s imagination do the work for him. He has neither the first clue what to do if swinging becomes necessary, nor the slightest desire to find out, because it might hurt. He hasn’t thought for a second about how he would maintain dominance day after day. The menacing fist exists to express the hate he thinks he’s entitled to unleash and to generate the fear that he is owed. But the work ends there. Snacks are treats he gets as a reward for being his worst self, and it’s hard to tell which is more satisfying, but this is also all that there is.

www.truthdig.com/articles/the...

1947 Smith Corona typewriter holding paper on which several paragraphs have been typed. Coffee bar in background.

There was a type-in at a coffee shop. That's my type of party.

www.realhartford.org/2026/03/01/m...

Regime change, some assembly required

History plays the long game.

Excuse me, Donald Trump LIED about something? DONALD TRUMP? My god if only there had been a sign.

No more snark, no more gallows humor, not even anger, I'm just terribly, terribly sad

Maniacal bastard. This is obscene.

Yeah, I think they goofed and the story was wrong!

Agreed on the stipulation that we sell Texas back to Mexico

working on myself (getting much worse)

Another day, another miserable humiliation.

There’s lots of threats around but you never hear about the Cavity Creeps any more

This fucking country, part MDCCCLVII

I'll never understand why anybody else stayed.

It was not good

Hat embroidered with “hello, i am fleeing the American century of humillation. Can you show me where to buy Mountain Dew Baja Blast?”

lemme know if he poops himself

Gourmand Till Graduation

Please. Your village is named "Cornholme." 🌽 🕳️