don't look at him he's shy
07.03.2026 23:52
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don't look at him he's shy
brother I was forged in the fires of the Final Fantasy IX jump rope mini game. this shit ain't nothing to me man
I have done the research, these are the 9 best video game names
🥇 Blomby Car
🥈 Kickle Cubicle
🥉 Bumpy Trot
4️⃣ Tinkle Pit
5️⃣ Bubble Bobble
6️⃣ Kiki Kaikai
7️⃣ Libble Rabble
8️⃣ Plump Pop
9️⃣ Chack'n Pop
67, know what I mean
still thinking about this. why;d they do that
gay people: im gay
society: ok
the humble fruit-themed screensaver on the giant led display at SeaTac airport:
what is that. I dont got google
we're at Pig
a humble vending machine stands on guard before you
if I were John Pokémon I would have held a whole ass Pokémon Presents stream complete with a 30 minute countdown only to have a guy walk out, announce that they're making Pikachu fat again, then ending the stream
getting hired to do one track for a thing and I come to life like one of those magical capsules that grows into a dinosaur when you put it in water
should have written this trip off as a business expense in hindsight. field research or whatever
bsky.app/profile/whee...
implemented random encounters
being a composer with a soul sucking day job is essentially just trying to periodically replenish your life meter with whatever meaningful work you can get before fully shriveling into dehydrated Ganondorf from the beginning of Zelda Tears Of The Kingdom
hey thanks for letting me know, not sure there's much i can do about it though since I'm not the original uploader
guy who didn't appreciate the genius of this joke enough (it's you)
wasn't a dream bro. get in the damn lava
guy who only speaks
in slightly wrong haiku form
call that Gai Hu
perhaps..
the haters are doubting that I actually beat the game however I think you will find that I reached the Executive Chef level with a 92% score.
yeah
there's also a Bestiary for the types of guys that show up in your restaurant. here is one of the late-game mobs.
should also mention that if you do a good job he will periodically hit you with some very oddly worded affirmations
just beat the Hell's Kitchen Video Game for the nintendo DS where 100% of the gameplay takes place on the touch screen and the top screen is just a Gordon Ramsay vtuber with an anger meter that you have to keep down or he will hit his ult and shut down the kitchen
back a few years ago i apparently added this to my phone calendar multiple times and set it to send me multiple notifications so my phone is now interrupting me every few minutes with this
guy who posts those crying selfies like Kevin Smith but after each argument with his wife
I dinstinctly remember those coins too. they were made of the shittiest, thinnest, lightest metal imaginable
ancient memory unlocked
