Phileas Faux

Abundant

Whoa. New do. Nice. GM.

Oh nooooo. How did I let my guard down to be overtaken by that ear worm? 🤦‍♂️

Oh my goodness that sounds like my new favorite flavor ever.

What’s wrong with discord. I’m new to it

Waking up to more war, your words are a sliver of light in all this darkness.

Satire at its finest. Such a good show. I only wish they had made more.

I know that feeling. In the same boat my friend

I’m waaay too old for you. Which is true. But you’re a lovely girl.

What a lovely metaphor. More like it’s throwing a goodbye party and trashing the place here. Lol

I’ve found that hearting pizza pics just fill my feed with more pizza pics and … I don’t mind in the slightest. Bluesky gets me.

I honestly think they are out of ideas. And / and or Dr Pepper is full of it (ideas). Saw Dr Pepper flavored tic tacs the other day.

Wow. Yes. This is what should be honored at the Kennedy Center.

My goodness woman. We already knew they were more than a handful.

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Those random acts of kindness, I see.

That whole post is honest beauty. Poetry in its purest form.

Totally. Exactly like if I were. :)

Aww I missed this one this morning. Goodnight!

Honestly hearty starty is much more understandable.

Especially because evidently I can post and have nothing witty to say.

You should demand a full refund.

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You guys looked great. :)

47 looks incredible. Like a fine wine my dear.

a baby is making a funny face with his eyes closed and his mouth open . ALT: a baby is making a funny face with his eyes closed and his mouth open .

I see what you did there. Maybe reading. I love reading. But … maybe

My goodness woman. The only thing hotter than you — is you admiring hot women. 🔥

Oh no. Glad it didn’t.