Until the other day, my memory of Hide was as a swanky place but rather rubbish for vegetarians. I think I ate a plate of vegetables & beans when I last went for dinner there. Anyway, their breakfast fare is, conversely, great - veggie or non. Definitely keeping it in mind for future morning dates 💯
And besides weather commentary, I also do pretty fun dates too! Here's one featuring one hot me and the world's only acceptable form of spotted dick
But this double rainbow makes it allllllllllll worth it....... 🌈👯
Incessant rain, cold, wind, excessive dark hours and gloom aside, I just love this time of year in London
My cute client was so keen to squeeze in an early Valentine's celebration before jetting off. In retrospect though, I'm not so sure squeezing in a full afternoon tea before a full something else was quite the one....
Haha thanks for explaining this for me. I was too slow!!!!!
effectively steered us on what to order and when to stop 😂 At Nobu, we reordered the lobster tempura 🦞🍤 as we hadn't stopped thinking of it since it was autumn and it was EVEN BETTER THAN WE REMEMBERED! 😋
Wanna know what my favourite places to eat at were in January? No? Well, I'm telling you anyway 😂 OMA in Borough Market and trusty old Nobu. Special shout outs to the the laffa and salt cod labneh at OMA as well as the excellent cocktails and great waiter we had who
Btw you become a provider and you can never ever again at any point ever say anything with a straight face ever again, like ever. Forget a levels,forget holidays to Greece, forget anything, a n y t h i n g. Every word in the dictionary turned into a double entendre à la Carry On for the rest of time
A dream in cream
Grey to match the unrelenting, ceaseless, neverending rain situation 🌧️
Cat lady or cat woman? You decide 🖤
And for your birthday present, I present you, well, errr, ME!!!! 💝🔥
And thank you to the other awesome clients who make great effort to never let my job feel like work 🫶🏽
I'm going to sound like a bit of a twat but I feel very grateful for my awesome regz - the ones who tune into who you are, quietly take note at what matters to you, and who zone in on your passions & tailor dates around them. Thank you for this awesome private baking class for two in Paris ❤️
anyway for those of you following my boring X account, prepare for things to get a whole lot more, well, BORING!
Jokes aside though, this has been a major pin up my arse to diversify a bit with the old socials. Always gonna be a bit shit at this because, well, life, but definitely going to be better. Famous last words 😂
The messed up thing is that if we all reinvented ourselves as hateful neonazi zealots or totally engagement farming rage baiters, we'd all be flourishing. Hold up, wait a minute...... 🤯
I only set up a Twitter account after entering the industry and, such a cesspool it is, it wasn't long after that that I realised those earlier times were probably the golden years of my life 😂
My X account was reinstated today following a second appeal (they came back after the first saying I'd been suspended for being counterfeit, eh?!). NGL I was glad to see it was back but simultaneously not about to run naked and singing into a field about it.
I love being whisked away. I even love the sound of being whisked away. It sounds whimsical and airy, high vibrational and like it might taste of vanilla.
Valentino, your spirit lives on ❤️
Couples massage.
We'll leave you now to get dressed.
Us: yes, yes, pls do that! 😈 🔥
The thigh is most definitely NOT the limit 😉
If I ever fall, let it be out of a dress
Very glad to hear 😊
Wow. The effort involved. The pictures will be formidable, I bet.
Oh they're so good, Anaïs 😋
Just because you *can* do something in life doesn't mean that you *should* (yes, I'm looking at you prosecco flavoured crisps and tomato leaf hand cream). However, since one of my ATFs introduced me to the tomatini in Mykonos, I can confidently say that I am HOOKED! 🍅🍸
About as close as this girl gets to looking bridal....
