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@archbishop

Idiot, but not savant.

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Let those of us who haven't fucked a baby throw the first stones.

25.02.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Uno card in the background, text overlay says: PARAMILITARIES ARE OCCUPYING U.S. CITIES AND TERRORIZING FAMILIES
50501
TOOLKIT FLIPS IT BACK WITH STRATEGIES TO RESIST ORGANIZE, & GET THEM OUT.
bit.ly/resistingoccupation

Uno card in the background, text overlay says: PARAMILITARIES ARE OCCUPYING U.S. CITIES AND TERRORIZING FAMILIES 50501 TOOLKIT FLIPS IT BACK WITH STRATEGIES TO RESIST ORGANIZE, & GET THEM OUT. bit.ly/resistingoccupation

🚨 NEW TOOLKIT ALERT 🚨 This toolkit draws on lessons learned in MN and other communities that have been successfully resisting. bit.ly/resistingocc...

#AbolishICE #50501movement #NoKings #ICEwatch

27.01.2026 22:26 πŸ‘ 338 πŸ” 178 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 4
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

23.01.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 16351 πŸ” 20420 πŸ’¬ 217 πŸ“Œ 350

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Vagina.

Student, "Draw a picture!" All students, "Picture!!!!". Me, "Ok" and I draw an upside down V. Then finish drawing a cat head. Students, "Booo!!!!"

09.06.2025 19:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

June 9, 2010. Namsung Boys College Prep High School, Iksan, South Korea.

"Teacher, what does 'pussy' mean?". Me, "Ok, I'll write this on the board. There's basically 3 meanings.

Kitten/cat. As in 'pussycat'.

Coward. As in, 'Don't be a pussy and drink that beer'.
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09.06.2025 19:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Palestine Red Crescent Society

My donations go to the Palestine Red Crescent Society.

www.palestinercs.org/en

06.06.2025 03:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.03.2025 19:54 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Swastikar, incel camino, wankpanzer, deplorean, cuck truck, cluster truck, cyber Aztec, cyber Edsel* and AparthRide.

*I actually love Edsels.

10.03.2025 23:10 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I was next to a cyber truck from my neighborhood and gave it the thumbs down. She rolled down her window to yell at me, but the light turned green to get onto 5. I couldn't tell who was driving until she rolled down the window. I wonder what she was going to say. Probably the 14 words.

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10.03.2025 23:10 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Flipper - Brainwash
Flipper - Brainwash YouTube video by TrampGrunger

Bars where you can choose any song in the digital jukebox are fun. I like playing Brainwash by Flipper several times in a row. It already repeats itself several times. Fun times as long as they don't know who did it.

youtu.be/HXArvHfC2qY?...

20.02.2025 22:48 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Post Apocalyptic DJ, Motormouth in the morning.  Kids in the Hall
Post Apocalyptic DJ, Motormouth in the morning. Kids in the Hall YouTube video by OGshmo

Month 3 of Musk's presidency will be like this:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9tS...

17.02.2025 03:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
elon musk as a slug on a salt box

elon musk as a slug on a salt box

B-More for the win

14.02.2025 22:10 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Two out of two Daves agree!

13.02.2025 01:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Project 2025 Tracker Track the progress on Project 2025

Another good site to follow is this one that tracks Project 2025: www.project2025.observer

13.02.2025 01:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fay Fife (Rezillos)
Dale Bozzio (Missing Persons)
Yoko Ono (The Beatles)
Oko Yono (The Beetles)
Koyo Noo (Wings)

06.02.2025 20:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Project 2025 Tracker Track the progress on Project 2025

We have a website version of the Project 2025 tracker now

(Big thanks to u/mollynaquafina)

project2025-tracker.vercel.app

06.02.2025 18:34 πŸ‘ 70 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 18
Preview
Project 2025 tracker is now live Keep track of Project 2025's goals

Keep track of which Project 2025 goals have been implemented and which are in progress

#KeepTrack

keeptrack.substack.com/p/project-20...

05.02.2025 11:48 πŸ‘ 144 πŸ” 84 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 13

How much do they pay? I've worked with a few people that were building houses in Thailand with their Thai wives. You have to be Thai to own land. None of them are still married. As soon as the house was finished, and in 1 case a truck was bought, the Thai wife remembered she was already married.

05.02.2025 00:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If I had a doll baby, it would look exactly like a Monchichi. Then I wouldn't know if it was my doll baby or if my whore of a mannequin wife was cheating on me!

05.02.2025 00:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's probably a good time to remind Americans that the Heritage Foundation gave the first edition of Mandate for Leadership (Project 2025) to Ronald Reagan in 1981, and Reagan implemented 60% into "Reaganomics" This edition Trump is rolling out is the 9th edition.

03.02.2025 00:02 πŸ‘ 464 πŸ” 83 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 2

The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin

02.02.2025 01:07 πŸ‘ 33704 πŸ” 7910 πŸ’¬ 201 πŸ“Œ 174

Who are the Doors? One of those made up bands for cartoons?

31.01.2025 01:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hopefully you're keeping it up for the youth of today!

31.01.2025 00:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes! For some dumb reason I did a search on No Kill I Star Trek and your ancient post popped up. Marshmallow Peeps are still the worst!

31.01.2025 00:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Probably the same band.

30.01.2025 16:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A long time ago I was in a slapdash Star Trek themed punk band called β€œNo Kill I, the Next Generation” … we were lightly featured in β€œTrekkies 2”. Here’s one of our ridiculous, delightful songs: www.youtube.com/watch

26.08.2023 04:29 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Tex "get your Horta from a No Kill I shelter" Attached image is an animal shelter with a worker looking in a cage at a horta, a rock monster from Star Trek

Tex "get your Horta from a No Kill I shelter" Attached image is an animal shelter with a worker looking in a cage at a horta, a rock monster from Star Trek

17.02.2024 17:18 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Lil Bunnies. Punk rock band. 1994, I think. Sacramento California at the Loft.

29.01.2025 22:07 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0