"Jeff, my preferred name is 'guys' and I would like to be personally summoned for entry into challenges"
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"Jeff, my preferred name is 'guys' and I would like to be personally summoned for entry into challenges"
MLM
Sigh yes those were the days
But also I cant think of the last time Jeff cued someone in to say his thought and they just completely had their own thing going on, so go Sophie?
Sage is 1000% a pre-addiction Caroline, yes? #survivor #survivor49
If you found a zine at your dentist's office or at a grocery store or something titled "penius" would you pick it up and read it?
Thinking of styling a social media addiction support group for my GenZ patients as "kama sutra for the very online": wait to click *breathe* feel the excitement and just be with it *sizzle*
One unexpectedly nice part of growing up and becoming basic is enjoying early ska.
Oh shit my 10 month old just discovered Postal Service and is hugging the speaker listening to We Will Become Silhouettes
✨ Bottom line: Preschool for All is delivering for kids, families, and educators—exactly what voters demanded. If you value:
✅ Free, high-quality preschool
✅ Local democracy
✅ Smart, equitable investment
📣 Now’s the time to call your legislators! Let’s keep PFA on track through 2030 and beyond.
Miss seeing this guy smoke meats in his yard
Truly surprised that they didn't give Eva the title of sole survivor when she started crying realizing that Kyle is a real person during the pizza party there #survivor
I'd give 90% of Eva's screen time to Star and then bam great season
KAMILLA TRUTHERS GET UPPPPPP #SURVIVOR
Ok, my follow up to Nightbitch: a short about my dog called Conjunctivitis Nightbitch where my dog wanders around in the dark to Silent Shout by The Knife (she actually does have conjunctivitis right now).
Misread a yard sign today as 'God less America' and then 'God, less America', before getting to the real thing.
Do you all ever wake up with a specific noun in your head? This is a reasonably well documented phenomenon in the clinic, but it hadn't happened to me in a long time. This morning...drumroll....'Guelph'. Had to look up where that actually is.
Lol not my intention buuut enjoy your search results :P
Can anyone help me find that 2000s era video where a seductive lady is singing about how much she loves Mike Huckabee? It had a line in it: 'I don't even care that you went to fake college cause the bible is the one true source of knowledge' 🙏
We could eliminate small talk at parties forever and only talk about the serious issues, like how much meta sucks.
Yeah I am convinced that this is how streaming will go and then you'll be able to flip through your big subscription bundle and be like "aaaand we're back".
That's wild! She is beautiful!
Mandy is half Pembroke Corgi and half Bernedoodle (Bernese Mountain Dog, Poodle).
Or a few pics :P I have scoured the internet and real life and I think yours is the closest look alike I've ever seen !
Hey - saw this post on my discover feed and, erm, thought you may like to see a pic of my pup:
"White House National Security Advisor Jake Sullivan asked reporters yesterday: "Do we want the data from TikTok — children’s data, adults’ data — to be going — to be staying here in America or going to China?"
What about, uh, no one? What if nobody had… our children's data?"
I reject this. Charge me 30 dollars for a baked potato, Wendy, you coward
The 'collapse' people either believe that the end of American hegemony constitutes collapse (it doesn't) or are trying to sell you supplements and bug out bags.
I mean, saying we can't 'verify' his motives, in light of his own statement of his motives, implies that this guy had somehow been coerced/threatened/'motivated' to kill himself by some presumed anti-israel operative or something, right?
What I am taking away from this is what happens when NYT writers hide their actual taste (qua class affiliation?) and pretend to be 'of the people' - it's noticeable, albeit not in the way they may have imagined.