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CW: Guns

Play nice

also: henry ford, bobby fischer, and haman.

for my child i will add: kanye.

my father raised me to hold the many grudges of my people, so it’s always fuck charles lindbergh o’clock in this house.

it’s pretty obvious which i am i think

i don’t believe in hsts/agp
BUT
i do believe in acid house/techno

someone short me on @kalshiofficial.bsky.social, i wanna take care of my friends.

girl who is N% suicidal 100-N% of the time.

told the queer clinic i’m ace and they asked if i’m “not” sexually active with AMABs, AFABs, or both. also, which body parts do i “not” use with them.

i blame rupaul

@pipermintz.bsky.social look at her

youtube thumbnail: Joan Jett Says Kristen Stewart Nailed Her ...

“… mannerisms”

"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard

there are so many special polynomials and also it’s fucked up how few there are.

Toilets of the Future

Cum: Become Cum

my gf deserves an emmy

emiril and sponge bath glance down pensively.

A bunny on a skateboard rolls down a homemade ramp, in a backyard, about to go off a jump. Their friends also cheer them on on either side of the ramp.

Daily bunny no.3246 is about to break their record

she pat on my schneeweis

i think it’d help to see more people shaped like me that make me go “damn i wanna be like that”

metal gear rising revengance was wild

topless full length mirror selfie showing a slightly overweight woman.

hate how cliche this is but i really do need some realistic role models for my age and size. my self-image is stuck pre- twink death so all the (very normal!) curves on top of that feel like dead weight. ON me, but not *part of me.*

i try all the time to explain to zoomers how surreal post-9/11 america was. this might be the missing piece.

do they have any Rate of Profit? we’re running low as always.

me, wearing 100% men’s clothing, deep voice, unkempt hair, no makeup: we can get that part replaced, may i see your skates?

customer: yessir

me: ah fuck, i can’t believe you’ve done this.

iphone UI: “Face Not Recognized”

me when there’s a mirror

it’s Get Misgendered At Work sunday.

a product of Brigham Young Univetsity, btw. they invented sparkling ‘gurt.

man in a lab coat suckin on a gogurt tube

when i say “i love physics [sic]” know that i am talking about Fizzix, the carbonated Go-Gurt from 2006.

noted binary trans woman @voidstar.bsky.social