ThePorkWizard

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Ballet sucks ass, round here, we line dance.

RE9 Leon Kenedy still looks like a Twink, but using an old man selfie filter.

I'm ok with this.

In the UK the number of NES, SNES, Megadrive and even PS1 games that had different names was pretty high, because in the 80s we didn't have a "video game crash", we had an army of bedroom coders publishing games with generic names. So when the new wave of consoles hit, they were already taken.

I'm also in the "Yeah it's super important to me, but watch it if you want. I'm not gonna tell you want to do, I'm not your mum" camp.

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Reasons to move to the Middle East:

Tax Avoidance✅️
Non Extradition✅️
Real Estate Scams✅️
Underage Prostitutes✅️

Safety?

"And then she got finger-blasted in a corridor..."

My wife recapping Bridgerton.

Why are all famous tech bros such lame, unfuckable losers? We need to bring back irl bullying, we've let this get out of hand.

Thanks, so we can now confirm two things it will absolutely be used for.

Gave her the ol' left reich

"So, do you want curves or right angles?"

"Yes"

If you want to experience the beauty and majesty of Istanbul at home, no problem:

Find a single lane road with no overtake space.

Park.

Put your hazard light on, and lay on the horn.

Scream out of the driver's window.

Within seconds you will be transported to the jewel of the mediterranean.

The real Knack was the friends we made along the way.

"Wow, I doubt any book title could possibly age WORSE than that."

"Oh..."

#Epsteinfiles

"Yo human, check out these teefs!"

The most closeted man alive.

Soft modding a PS Vita takes seconds and is one of the best decisions you can make. Especially if you love PSP games.

Literally went down the same route, Amiga was where I started, when it was clear Commodore was over I struggled to migrate to PC, just too many frustrating hurdles. Then I got a Playstation, that was literally the last time I ever considered gaming on a computer.

Last son of Krypt-bong

It pains me to think that Sony have the Lemmings licence and team Asobi, who built a game where you can have nearly 400 little Astrobots on screen at once. I mean guys, come on it's right there.

Spoilers: They were cousins.

Pretty sure we agreed slavery was bad because one group of people by sheer virtue of birth should not be deemed above another, be their owner, their ruler, their judge and accept no accountability for their actions. But it's ok, God chose the Royal family millenia ago, so it's cool I guess?

If the UK wants to stop pretending it's a grown up country and actually start acting like one, we HAVE to disband the House Of Lords and disolve the Monarchy. If the only argument to keep it is "It is part of of our history" yeah? Well so was slavery.

At this point it's probably quicker to list the members of Trump's cabinet that AREN'T in the Epstein files.

The Inbetweeners Well That Was Fucking Dreadful

Pam Bondi walks into GOP HQ, "Well, how did I do?"

RIP James Van Der Beek. He was a real one.

So Stephen Miller called.....got it.

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My favourite 5 seconds of the Pam Bondi reaming:

Ted Lieu: "I believe you just lied under oath"

Bondi: "DON'T YOU DARE ACCUSE ME OF LYING!"

Ted Lieu: "I believe you just lied under oath"

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Where I go to get all my guitar parts.