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@nuclearwintour

"i die the king's good servant, but god's first" she/her, i stand with amber heard

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i think growing up lower middle class and in an area with a lot if hispanic people primed me, because like i can't eat rice without bean

07.03.2026 02:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lol the pepperoni is bc i also eat like 80g of protein

07.03.2026 02:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i had no clue my low card wraps had 16g of fiber lolll plus i snack on turkey pepperoni and eat beans w most meals

07.03.2026 02:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

started tracking my calories and macros... turns out i regularly eat like 50g of fiber a day

07.03.2026 02:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Now that MacFarlane is doing some rancid A.I. shit maybe people will stop making excuses for the guy who wrote and performed β€œWe saw your boobs” at the Oscars

Fuck that guy

07.03.2026 01:12 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Opinion | Daryl Hannah: How Can β€˜Love Story’ Get Away With This?

Gift 🎁 link www.nytimes.com/2026/03/06/o...

06.03.2026 14:28 πŸ‘ 80 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 13

Ohtani cranks a grand slam in team Japan’s first game of the 2026 WBC.

In Tokyo.

Blessed to be alive to see this. Sound UP.

06.03.2026 14:01 πŸ‘ 253 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 7

im not giving that asshole money, but im also not giving up some of the best music of an era

06.03.2026 03:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

my guilty pleasure is listening to 2004 - 2010 kanye on unauthorized youtube channels

06.03.2026 03:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

honestly i was hoping brad, tj, and emmy wouldnt be back. the level of self production and camera thirstiness just gives me the ick. #southernhospitality

06.03.2026 01:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

why is smoked salmon so fucking good

05.03.2026 22:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Post a GIF that represents you best.

05.03.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I’m so tired of seeing people bash Bluesky for being an echo chamber when X is an actual intentionally constructed echo chamber that is demonstrably radicalizing people across the political spectrum who still use it

05.03.2026 14:58 πŸ‘ 14352 πŸ” 2113 πŸ’¬ 522 πŸ“Œ 207

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

05.03.2026 05:17 πŸ‘ 17267 πŸ” 5730 πŸ’¬ 128 πŸ“Œ 101
Michael B. Jordan holding two Actor Awards

Michael B. Jordan holding two Actor Awards

I didn't realize everyone who won for the ensemble cast got one and briefly thought they gave him two for winning Best Actor as a bit

02.03.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 1423 πŸ” 248 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 6
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I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to

28.02.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 13105 πŸ” 5305 πŸ’¬ 88 πŸ“Œ 184

😭 😭 😭

02.03.2026 22:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lol at the tourists in dubai being like β€˜what do you mean i took my vacation at The Neiman-Marcus That Kills You’

02.03.2026 16:57 πŸ‘ 3956 πŸ” 451 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 8

The kids don't know about the Amanda Bynes poster hastily airbrushed to avoid implying she endorsed peace

02.03.2026 02:45 πŸ‘ 7176 πŸ” 1655 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 71

gonna listen to elliott smith about it

02.03.2026 06:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I saw this and at first thought "no, there's no way 'we definitely had alternative leadership in mind for Iran but I blew them up alongside the schoolgirls using AI' is what the White House is actually saying, that's too clueless and evil to be real"

02.03.2026 03:14 πŸ‘ 3438 πŸ” 813 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 13

Social media created this nonsense idea that not exposing yourself to hatred is isolationist. Choosing to not spend your free time with bigots isn’t living in a bubble. I don’t need to know what’s going on at X. I won’t be smarter or more knowledgeable or empathic by being there. Neither will you.

01.03.2026 03:58 πŸ‘ 18245 πŸ” 3473 πŸ’¬ 381 πŸ“Œ 171
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behind the scenes of amy winehouse’s iconic back to black photoshoot πŸ–€πŸ–€

28.02.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 133 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3

I'd be more inclined to believe that Graham Platner is merely a dumbass if he was making different kinds of "mistakes" instead of one very specific type of "mistake" over and over

01.03.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 5648 πŸ” 1093 πŸ’¬ 93 πŸ“Œ 52

wife chasing me around the kitchen table with a rolling pin because she found me in the epstein files being a Mossad Operative

01.03.2026 03:08 πŸ‘ 6521 πŸ” 729 πŸ’¬ 48 πŸ“Œ 16

NEW YORK IS GONNA BE ON ZIWE OMGHG

01.03.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A briefing would be nice, but that’s not the most important thing in front of us. I don’t need a briefing where Marco Rubio will gaslight us for an hour to know how I’ll vote on a War Powers Resolution.

28.02.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 2179 πŸ” 298 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 3

eating an entire box of store brand mac and cheese while tipsy bc the world is fucked

01.03.2026 04:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

im just done lol. this is none of my business anymore lmao. bye.

01.03.2026 03:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Joe Dante and Hideo Kojima are close seconds but no director was more right about the future of war than Barry Levinson with the 1992 box office flop Toys.

28.02.2026 03:28 πŸ‘ 2783 πŸ” 784 πŸ’¬ 57 πŸ“Œ 87