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walking right up to a random guy at work you've only talked to in passing before and saying, "i've figured you out."

his ass is gay with Putin, and he's a cheeto. and he always backs out of the mass killings. here I am, gas me! gas me, pussy!

criticizing Nazis for the lack of follow-through seems dumb for a couple reasons imo

call an ambulance dot GIF

hello my name is Luther Ecclesiastes and I will be your waiter tonight

Where's mincer

Thank God I'm A Company Man

you say Jihyo we say JF
you say Momo we say DB
you say Mina we say Producer Dan
were millenials, and we were epic before you were even born. problem?

They fired every single remaining copywriter at my Guernsey based marketing agency, that was financed by, but not legally affiliated with, British American Tobacco. Apparently AI does a "good enough" job of writing copy aimed directly at Indonesian children now. Art is dead.

well, you know me!!!!!!!! 😅😝

no it is worse. I was participating in the conversation

saw this exact argument on reddit today about what I am assuming you are referring to and don't ask me why I was on reddit

were they doing that

"we just gotta build more 3k a month "luxury" studio apartments and eventually prices will come down!" well. you either believe that and you're too stupid to live or you don't believe it and youre a deeply evil person who must be liquidated. Sorry!

i think yimbys are essentially the upper limit of people who in their heart of hearts mean well but still deserve to be lined up against a wall for how stupid their whole project is lol

aoc is gonna use the invasion of Venezuela as an excuse to "build a bridge" across the aisle just watch

world championship of hockey in 2 years

I have said it so many times, but truly, always read Katie, particularly on hockey

JACK: Lemon, I've rediscovered letter writing. Every great man leaves behind a legacy of correspondence with the great thinkers of his day. Yesterday I wrote one to Carl Sagan.
LIZ: Isn't he dead? What do you have to say to Carl Sagan anyway?
JACK: Oh, I don't know, the service mails them directly.

aw hell naw julian

eisenho

you wouldn't know what to do with it

yeah that'll do it

if I was a marine on an aircraft carrier and i fell into water I would just swim

trying to remember what sports event made you delete all your accounts last time so I can bring it up to you

refs are in the epstein files man what the fuck is this

what are you going to do about it... 🍆💦

odd thing to say about women's hockey but I'm just glad you're enjoying the game

get your pop get your chips get your bar it's time for olympic hockey