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Dylan Black Lanterns

@ofblacklanterns

King Cannibal / House of Black Lanterns. DJ Mag award nominated artist, music maker, mixer, recovering addict and mental health advocate

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In today’s episode of “hello, I’m a dickhead” x

02.03.2026 12:32 👍 340 🔁 61 💬 27 📌 21

War is an awful thing, but I'm not exactly sympathetic to all the bros in shirts two sizes too small, getting stuck in Dubai. 🤷

02.03.2026 10:10 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

On every show on daytime TV so far, there has been a focus on AMW's family and how they are feeling.

Fuck off

20.02.2026 12:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He seems like a bootcut Lee's kinda guy

18.02.2026 18:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It's part of the etiquette for when one drinks whole milk in the hot tub

18.02.2026 18:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Why does this feel like I'm watching Step Brothers?

18.02.2026 18:40 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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14.02.2026 02:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don't ever be the sort of person who boos someone shouting questions about Epstein at The King.

09.02.2026 21:19 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Really had the vibe of Cameron walking away from the podium and absent mindedly humming to himself

07.02.2026 21:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
santa monica jamaican restaurant called jerk stop (photo credit @joeyponchetti.bsky.net)

santa monica jamaican restaurant called jerk stop (photo credit @joeyponchetti.bsky.net)

the jerk stop called

01.02.2026 00:36 👍 1361 🔁 92 💬 46 📌 10
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The old Chow channeling some Limmy

04.01.2026 13:03 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Crew

28.12.2025 14:28 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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20.12.2025 00:02 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The thing about jacking that in, is it kinda showed me how much (like a lot of online places) it wasn't actually important and more a habit than a want. The only downside is it's now harder to keep up with the game of 'seeing who can message over each first with celebrity deaths' with my sister😂

15.12.2025 23:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Also...hello!

15.12.2025 22:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's DESTINY. Also I'm not here that regularly, so I'm not too surprised you didn't spot me before

15.12.2025 22:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I've not heard this one in a while, thank you!

15.12.2025 21:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Yuletide Blessings.

07.12.2025 19:05 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Yuletide Blessings.

07.12.2025 19:05 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Finally a shop that appeals to both sides of my personality type.

11.11.2025 10:17 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just saw my first 'you can't say even Christmas anymore' post of the year - THE HOLIDAYS ARE TRULY HERE.

07.11.2025 16:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Fireworks got an ANTIFA now

05.11.2025 09:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I can't believe he did all those murders yet they allow him to talk about moving energy providers every single week on This Morning.

03.11.2025 19:29 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I got both thighs tattooed yesterday and today is proving difficult to navigate.

03.11.2025 14:22 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Really enjoying this old Reddit thread where people list britpop-era bands that should've been bigger but it just never happened for them. A lot of names I've not heard since a 16 year old me had multiple Shine compilations: www.reddit.com/r/BritPop/co...

02.11.2025 08:30 👍 11 🔁 5 💬 12 📌 1

The Thanos of daytime TV

29.10.2025 14:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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David Dickinson's tan needs a welfare check

29.10.2025 14:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Bookmarked! Thank you

27.10.2025 13:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0