Andrew K

If this passes it may be time to consider leaving the country

Alcohol frequently causes emotional disregulation.

I bet she visualizes her husband dying even more than we do.

Oh my gawd.

Imagine this: a Gnosticism of ignorance. 💀

Why so sweaty Mr President?

All it ever says is “this is NOT a RICO case.”

We are expected to be tolerant of intolerance. No.

Haha I don’t understand people freaking out over good urban design. But yeah def don’t want a childish billionaire controlling my car.

Haha this is gonna hurt resale
values a lot.

And Putin is being fed information by our own traitorous president

Vinny Prasad is going away! A nice gift going into the weekend. Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya, Vinay.

Yes please! We need another timeline shift pronto!

What a sociopath would say.

New drug: Unstabloxybondene

They already got $500B more than they asked for. Say no.

It’s nice to know, as a gay man, I have this level of power over a straight man.

They would make great hostages that we wouldn’t need to rescue.

I hate how accurate this tweet is.

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

If I first drank olive oil and vomiting the beer up is allowed, then it can be done.

He’s barely literate.

I can’t wait! Bring it on, bitch.

How is his office not filled with balloons, sticky notes, and a few bags of dogshit?

I wonder if the cops ever thought “maybe we shouldn’t interrupt a perfectly fun snowball fight?”

The face of someone when the devil comes to collect his soul.

I’m not being cute. If corporations and even small businesses get refunded the chance they will lower prices or otherwise benefit their customer is near zero. Only shareholders will benefit and we’ve already bailed out Wall Street numerous times.

If they could prove that I’d say sure they should get their money back. But that’s definitely the exception.

Huffines family bought Epstein’s NM ranch anonymously through an LLC, I hope people know this.

Yes, consumers paid the taxes. We should get the refunds.