Becca's Mullet

Also I think we shouldn’t let gambling sites pretend they report breaking news. Degenerate scope creep.

Like he could've just come out of the White House every morning like a cuckoo clock, said something outrageous to make his base happy, then went to golf. And people would call him an economic genius because he grew gdp and tamed inflation. But here we are.

The print press should always quote him exactly and TV should quote him exactly too, the way they do here:

Even hell is too good for Trump and Netanyahu.

Wherever they go, may they eternally rot.

Hey, Hey
Ho, Ho!
These four guys have Got To Go!

Economy Update: The US LOST 92,000 jobs in February, pushing the unemployment rate up to 4.4%.

Applying to a job in 2026 is the statistical equivalent of hurling your resume into a black hole.

People don’t realize how badly the real economy is doing.

So, what you've done here is spent 100 years tricking rocks into doing math and then you've gone and given those math rocks anxiety.

It looks like Tesla is once again using parking garages to stash inventory. There are some 100,000 inventory cars worldwide. 99,998 after today.

BREAKING: Sheldon Whitehouse Details Report On Alleged Ties Between Epstein, Trump, And Russia YouTube video by Forbes Breaking News

youtu.be/InWPxsba878?...

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DHS, right? Department of Hiding Seats.

I wish the Polymarket Bros.who have descended upon Bluesky could be forced to read this article! My reminders that this is not a Delphi Oracle, but rather the diseased imaginings of men so stupid they are willing to use a "Polymarket," have fallen on deaf ears.

It's an Ourobourous of Stupid!

As a paid-up subscriber, the answer is: NO!

If you look at these men and think "that's what a genius looks like, I gotta give this guy all the money that has ever existed in the hopes that they build Roko's Basilisk and it rewards me for my unwavering faith in The Basilisk" then I'm sorry but you have the brain of a baby penguin

If they weren't just bald-ass mispronunciations, The Shrub would have a lot of Spoonerisms to his name....

Meyer lemons are actually a hybrid of a lemon and a mandarin, and were first grown by a dude named Frank Meyer over a century ago.

Evangelicals love Donald Trump for many reasons, but one of them is especially terrifying End Times.

“If it brings the end of the world, it brings the end of the world. They’re ready. They can’t wait for the Rapture to happen."

If you want to understand the nuances of Trump's self-created crisis in Iran, revisit @smencimer.bsky.social's deep-dive into our End Times president.

Jimmy Carter never ruled through fear. He did not confuse toughness with strength. He left behind something rarer than dominance: proof that moral courage, persistent service, and quiet humanity outlast any headline.

They fund it in Gaza. They're doing it to Venezuelan fisherman. They're doing it in Iran. They're doing it in the streets and in concentration camps to immigrants in the US. They've done it to US citizen protestors on the streets in Minnesota.

There are no limits to what they are capable of.

Too much internets.

Steve-O has approximately 16,000 tattoos and not one is associated with the Third Reich

The thing I remember is that, if memeory is correct, EVERY HPSTAGE RETURNED INTACT. Who are the civilized ones here!

This makes perfect sense. Trump has by now extracted all of the cash he and his grifter clan feel he can reasonably get from them, so he takes a different deal and leaves them hanging...

I. Can't. Breathe. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Whichever Kentuckians have this guy as their rep are lucky people!

Oh, thank you! Will watch the original soon!

Which movie is it, though?

I don’t even have any words left for this.

@repmoskowitz.bsky.social has left me 🤣🤣🤣

Oh, it’s so good to have a laugh.

Sometimes You Bomb Iran YouTube video by Jesse Welles

OMG, Jesse Wells knew about the war in Iran last summer!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vcc3...