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Who‘s got time for that

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Dropkick Murphys finish up their set at a benefit show across from Alex Pretti Memorial: “We’ll never forget what we saw with our own eyes, we’ll never forget what we’ve seen here today. thank we’ve seen here today. Thank you all for allowing us to come bear witness with you, thank you Minnesota!”.

Blue Moon was so good.

a lot of what has made discourse insane is that there's an entire crop of guys who live in dc, do a ton of uppers, and have massive gender insecurity around the fact that they're soft-handed scribes

the cheapest and most abundant and utile political resource for the american ruling class is muslim life. this has been true my entire life. you can never go wrong slaughtering muslims

Deja vu for douchebags who just fled from Dubai to Miami.

Korean Carrot Salad (Morkovcha) - Beyond Kimchee Korean carrot salad, Morkovcha, is zesty and crunchy salad. It is easy to make and perfect as a side dish for any meal or picnic.

Love this on dogs.
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Hen sez screw your job, we’re gonna keep incinerating schoolchildren

I do think “Graham Platner was a bartender who personally served some DC pundits and reporters and was known to them” is a pretty big part of the skeleton key to unlocking how he got so much cash and media attention so fast and why they’re so determined to stay all in on him now

Hell yeah.

zero percent chance that Susan Collins doesn't immediately drop all of this the second the general election starts if this guy wins the primary - the DoD is 100% sitting on the file on this guy and will send it to her the second he wins the nomination

hole in the floor's a real worry when you're that big

tough but fair

That's just the historical norm for sailors.

Otzi the iceman felt like shit.

Depicting premodern people with gym-toned physiques will never not be funny to me. You had people who were relatively strong and fit, but the ancient greeks weren't cutting and protein-maxing to get shredded.

Love that stylish Raksasha.

I do want to be clear: I don't actually want the economy to crash and ruin my life. I don't actually want to get 9/11-2'd in my home. My cackling mode over this stuff is like how paramedics have humor so dark you can't even sense the punchline

(sen dogg voice)

get on that PLANE, fuck MARKWAYNE

[bad B-Real impression]
Markwayne in the Fuck Plane

no-person's-land just kept expanding

[gestures at world]

If you lock a product up, I don't buy it from you anymore. Simple as.

Once, in Asheville NC, I saw a guy in a lifted truck roll coal in the faces of people waiting at a bus stop and I've never felt more homicidal.

you may not like it but this is what peak cooking performance looks like

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