Dalai Lama, but make it Shi'ite.

"It's not a conspiracy theory if I believe it."

Lmao, yeah, it's entirely silly but I love so many of the actors.

He and Keri Russell really shine in The Diplomat too, even though it's kind of silly overall.

Rufus Sewell was so good in it. He managed to transcend his own natural charm.

You laugh, but Dessert Included was the trickiest technical on Bake Off.

I had a golden when I was in grad school. He was very beautiful and the best boy but no one ever accused him of being smart lol.

Probably not what you meant but I'm choosing to believe that your mom's dog went to graduate school.

Ah, a classic! "Mistakes were made."

When you're too fashy for Italy...

Deep cut. Yikes I'm old.

I'm no Bible scholar but he's really going to skip over the Sermon on the Mount?

Heresy! A benevolent God would never condone the waste of pizza.

Imagine feeling "fatigue" at the idea of watching the famously beautiful Lupita Nyong'o play the famously beautiful Helen of Troy.

lol

Listen, I'm not an MIT linguist but I'm pretty sure the way you prove you're not a rapist is to not be a rapist.

I hope the ghost of Edward R. Murrow haunts your halls forever.

When the Italians think you're too fashy...

There's a s'more joke in there somewhere.

Rookie mistake

An adult Catholic convert with opinions diametrically opposed to Christ's teachings? Quelle surprise.

Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.

Hope springs eternal.

Not entirely fair. A jack-o'-lantern at least had some charisma before decaying.

Are these two fucking with us? Is this some kind of performance art?

Don't judge - my subscription is through my work.

Opinion | This Rural Congresswoman Thinks Democrats Have Lost Their Minds. She Has a Point.

www.nytimes.com/2026/01/12/o...

Jesus, it's so horrifying and yet mesmerizing.

She strikes me as someone with a lot of internalized misogyny.