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@bennysquishmallow

Former sports writer, Northwestern grad, Miami sports fan

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I can wait 15 minutes and learn more about the contract, it’s not gonna kill me

10.03.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What do these scoopsters even contribute to anything useful?

10.03.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What was Jay Fiedler’s 40 time

10.03.2026 17:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As if it’s not going to be the same as every Tannehill/Tua year where we’re right in the middle of not knowing if what we have is good or good enough or just mediocre

10.03.2026 14:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey!! Rude

10.03.2026 14:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If he becomes good after getting away from McDaniel’s offense I am going to be SO MAD at EVERYONE

09.03.2026 21:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m perfectly happy with this just because it gives us something to root for over the year

09.03.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Grier and McDaniel must answer for their crimes

09.03.2026 13:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🫑

09.03.2026 12:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Tua Tagovailoa era is done in Miami β€” the Dolphins announced they are releasing him in this statement from general manager Jon-Eric Sullivan

09.03.2026 12:19 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 6
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UCLA Smashes Iowa, Wins Big Ten Again Holy moly that final score! FIFTY-ONE POINTS!

Full tournament finals recap!

* Great game from Sienna Betts and also everyone
* Favorites and least favorites from the tournament
* Bracketology updates
* Hockey bracket
And more!

open.substack.com/pub/dreamb1g...

09.03.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

American democracy foiled by β€œwho was president in 2020?”

08.03.2026 13:43 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly that’s even more chaotic than having Two Orange Crushes

07.03.2026 00:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Too soon

05.03.2026 23:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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BREAKING: Former President Barack Obama has endorsed YES on Virginia’s April 21 referendum, calling it a β€œresponsible, temporary step” to protect fair representation as several Republican-led states redraw congressional maps mid-decade to gain an advantage. Early voting begins March 6.

05.03.2026 11:11 πŸ‘ 2432 πŸ” 637 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 12

I think that’s a good point. The part that stood out to me was the idea that populist fights against a shadowy β€œelite” can quickly morph into antisemitism, which I hadn’t really considered in quite that way

05.03.2026 12:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow, I wonder who Ken means by β€œthey” here

04.03.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Totenkopf is Part of Platner's Appeal A new poll out of the University of New Hampshire has Graham Platner opening up a giant lead over Gov. Janet Mills Β (64/25) in the Democrati...

Did you read Schraub’s take on this? As ever, I thought this was on the money

dsadevil.blogspot.com/2026/02/the-...

04.03.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Marlins vibes will be great until everyone gets traded in July

04.03.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think my worry is less that he votes with republicans on some things (though he certainly wouldn’t be the most reliable!) but more that he uses his senate platform to spread dangerous stuff

04.03.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I got a sound bar for $25 from this

03.03.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

European colonization in the Middle East means that Pearl Harbor didn’t happen? I am so confused?

03.03.2026 02:14 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The replies to her post don’t tell the *most* encouraging story

03.03.2026 02:13 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Also, this woman who is way too old is, um, six years younger than Bernie. Lol, lmao

02.03.2026 00:11 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This website *despises* Mills and I really don’t get it. She stood up to Trump’s face and is a popular governor. Also she is younger than Markey and *six years* younger than Bernie

01.03.2026 22:34 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Also, I don’t think people are posting on Bluesky to try to change Maine voters’ minds. Just trying to say that antisemitism is bad!

01.03.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, isposting vs oughtposting strikes again

01.03.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oof that is a bad bad thread from someone whose posts are normally good

01.03.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My radical take is that the people primarily to blame for the inevitable wave of anti-Semitism we are already starting to see are in fact the people being anti-Semitic

28.02.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 219 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Man, World War II was really bad

27.02.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0