@sebhar
Han, 35, they/them. Librarian Jock Cat Person. Fast-talking flirt completely undone by sincerity. Ope hey you betcha. Goalies & Hawkeye enthusiast. Crass but unequivocally true. Won't reskeet or click your terfstack. I block crypto and "AI" on sight.
I know it's a lot of promo today, but:
1) it's bandcamp friday, when artists get max $ from the platform
2) that money isn't going to me; the album is a rent relief fundraiser
3) the EP opens with a clip from an Octavia Butler interview that flows into one of the best 24 bar verses I've written:
I mark all social media ads as irrelevant because they're directed at people with extra money
The nachos and the fried mushrooms were both very good and I miss them dearly
RIP the Mill, Iowa City is less without ye
Don't like it? Make your own, you fucks!
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Controversial, brave, etc
Wait why are we still talking about Nazi tattoo guy
Shoutout to the person in the stall next to me who is also on their phone. I will outlast you.
Doc: eat mild foods
Me: Diablo sauce it is
"What were we talking about?"
"Fish fry"
"No before that"
"Oh! Reincarnation."
cover of NOT POUNDED BY THIS T-REX ON THE USA MEN’S HOCKEY TEAM BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT HE’S A MAGA DORK featuring a t-rex in a red USA hockey uniform on the right he has a stick in his hand. on the left is a ladybuck giving a thumbs down with a frown. they are in a hockey rink
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Heather's commitment to sprinting around and jumping on things after he poops is truly admirable
MY NEED IS MIGHTY
Tom Waits, imo
I have never wanted Toronto media to do their thing more completely than I do right now
I would also be bad at my job if I didn't say, hey, want to be a part of this amazing thing? go donate to a rent fund at standwithminnesota.com. maybe one of the smaller ones.
A picture book is only so effective, for so long
Whoever invents a way to keep my cat off my laptop keyboard will be a millionaire (or at least, they will have my money)
Well that's probably enough social media for today, men's hockey is bad and I hope It Happens before they can all trot happily out to do sportswashing for the regime
I did not know this! So maybe he's not anti-vax and can continue disliking him for all the other reasons.
Sharing because I truly had no idea we should be getting mumps boosters and nobody else bothered to challenge me on it so I assume I'm not alone in that.
I would not, and I'm kind of hurt you would go from "public health education has failed in this regard" to thinking that I would. You pointed out a gap in my knowledge, and now I can learn.
I didn't realize there were boosters. Don't you just get two shots as a kid (or as an adult if you didn't get those and/or are at higher risk due to working with kids or traveling internationally, as NHL players do)?
I did have someone once get very angry at me for insinuating he's an anti-vaxxer and idk man I simply have never had mumps, myself
He should retire. He gets more violent with every concussion.
He should also get vaccinated but that's just my opinion ig
Bill Guerin: not even once
This looks incredibly rad
THEY GOT IT FROM THEIR MAMA!
Genuinely this is what made me pivot from a casual into a Fan. Duncan Keith remains one of my favorite players if all time.
Y'all can have exactly one OH MAMA DON'T YOU CRY from me and it's for Johnny and Johnny only
