Nimjeh Moe

Auntie Nimjeh specifically got that blueberry plant so Pupper Nimjeh has blueberries she can rweach.

Today lil' nimjeh took Auntie Nimjeh to a different nursery today. She gots a cascading blueberry `n a little thornless raspberry. Same place 'n raspberry I got. Other nursery's berry bushes were hella stressed out and half dead. She got more herbs for her new rwaised beds.

Let her know if dishes are too clean the detergent won’t have food particles to hold onto in the dishwasher then won’t break down the way it should, so it can over suds. There are actually sensors in most dishwashers that pick up filth levels, so too clean dishes can sometimes mess with wash cycles.

Lil' nimjeh gots an awkward spot in tineh garden. Next to Japanese maple so don't want anything too big. Going to plant a red huckleberry (coming in mail) 'n eventually creeping dogwoods or if not pan out ferns. Red huckleberries taste like childhood 'n the foliage light 'n airy.

Long day, but fun. Auntie Nimjeh found many cool plants. Hawaiian noms 'n Cadbury mini eggs on way to pillowfort. Already gots a nice shiraz. *fills up sippy cup*

What dumb ass shit is he going to Trojan horse that shit into? He's such a pissant dillweed class monitor.

...One of my rolling planters gonna be all corn. Found corn that's tineh cobs. Growing it for the squirrels and it's actually sweet corn 'n not popcorm.

Here's some seeds dat gots delivered today. Not going plant everything this year 'cause all Buddy Nimjeh's construction friends are booked out way into the year. And one of them will build my tineh trellis in between prwojects...

Gots some fings finally started. Still too cold for outside 'n I needs to put together the rwolling planters. Teh tomatoes already sprouting.Lil' nimjeh harvested the seeds from last year. Sungold. Makeshift green house in bedroom.

Was a thrwee nimjeh operation pruning lil' nimjeh's tineh Japanese maple. Mainly because Auntie Nimjeh wanted to supervise everything.

Gots ramen 'n sticky rice from Costco. The nimjehs not going through warz without rwice!

Gary's guarding the raspberry during the mud season. Hopefully when the ground dries it'll hold him in place. He's so light that he topples over if lil` nimjeh tries to fill his bowl with water.

It's m'kay. We all gots our fings. I hate unloading.

The raccoon on meth is Brother Nimjeh. He drives me insane. I have to reload the dishwasher before I start it. It's fucking Tetris. Does he have the spatial awareness of a tree stump!?! Also you always spin the arms of water thingies to make there's no impediments before you start a load!

...gots to build'em first. The rolling planters were a birfday gift from last year. One of 'em is going to be a year round artichoke. Other one lil' nimjeh can't make up mind.

The soil here is shitacular. Clay and all the rocks. Basically impossible to dig unless it's during mud season. Went wid Auntie Nimjeh to nursery. Gots soil to give the raspberry a fighting chance. Top up my rwaised beds 'n fill up the big rolling planters on my porch...

Also planted Georgia Blue speedwell. It's a ground cover that's surprwisingly not invasive. Has sweet sweet nectar that attracts bees, butterflies 'n hummingbirbs.

Gary has a buddy. Lil' nimjeh planted a Raspberry Shortcake plant. Thornless compact raspberry that likes growing into a rwounded bush.

Wildflower seed mixz?...It has morning glories...Fuck off morning glories. They choke out everything! As bad as vinca! Herpes of the garden! *shakes tineh trowel*

They didn't have the Turkish Speedwell I wanted. Good lawn alternative in high trwaffic areas. They did have the Georgia Blue Speedwell, more a ground cover. Should be perfect planted around teh heat pump. Will plant when warmer.

Garry's going to live under the sweetass hornless, self-pollinating raspberry when I plant it. Still too cold to plant anything. Weather's a liar liar pants on fire. False spring! *shakes tineh fist at the sky*

This is Garry. I just brought him home. He's fiberglass so he should have a very happy long life 'n lil' nimjeh doesn't have to drag him into teh garage for winter like shitty concrwete.

As a favor to the fambily he's staying wid me. Goodness knows if he were over at Auntie Nimjeh's someone would be stabbed. Prweventing cops.

Brother Nimjeh bless him was living in Vietnam for 3 years 'n he gots zero clue how expensive food, water 'n electricity are now. Lil' nimjeh not made of money 'n I can't follow his lil' ADHD butt turning thingz off. Worse he changes teh fucking thermostat to the house.

Dude are youse chugging my avocado oil! *death stares Brother Nimjeh*

Made Caesar salad from scratch. Didn't have crwoutons so used panko crumbs.

Gots Brother Nimjeh reading things at me from chatgpt while cooking.

…chatgpt can fuck right off. I’m not taking cooking advice from AI. I’m making teh broth in a very specific way, in the Instapot. 4 hours is going to get all teh goody outta teh bone. No bitter acrid taste! Fark off Brother Nimjeh you zombie. Don’t believe a fing wid no tastebuds!

Right up there wid the deer proof fence.