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Dean Gloster

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Anti-authoritarian. Author of stories for young people, including the YA novel DESSERT FIRST. Former Supreme Court law clerk. Former standup comic. VCFA MFA. Write on. He/him.

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Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

06.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 14031 πŸ” 3748 πŸ’¬ 198 πŸ“Œ 121
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Seems less than ideal.

06.03.2026 17:08 πŸ‘ 4155 πŸ” 1664 πŸ’¬ 349 πŸ“Œ 108
US Employers Unexpectedly Cut Jobs, Unemployment Rises
February data call labor market stabilization narrative into question

US Employers Unexpectedly Cut Jobs, Unemployment Rises February data call labor market stabilization narrative into question

Congrats to everyone who voted for Trump and a Republican Congress "for the economy." This is what you get, a sputtering job creation engine that can't make progress like before and keeps rolling backwards.

www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

06.03.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 1087 πŸ” 284 πŸ’¬ 48 πŸ“Œ 36

🀣🀣🀣

06.03.2026 15:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Markwayne Mullin, cowering on January 6, trying to look even shorter.

Markwayne Mullin, cowering on January 6, trying to look even shorter.

Markwayne Mullin comes from a family where they couldn't even decide on his first name.

I'm sure he'll be a great, decisive head of DHS. (Sarcasm font.) πŸ™„

06.03.2026 00:05 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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When your nickname is "Bald Eva Braun" because you don't mind f**king Nazis in power.

05.03.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When you get ground under the "well-oiled machinery" in Trumpestan.

05.03.2026 21:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 14411 πŸ” 5725 πŸ’¬ 523 πŸ“Œ 248
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So far today, on news that DJT may still be President, the Dow is down over 1,000 points.

05.03.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It is so damning of US news media that so many outlets refuse to just straight up say that Senator Tim Sheehy assaulted an activist.

He did not "help" Capitol police. They did not need his help. He wanted to assault the guy and did. He should resign.

05.03.2026 03:28 πŸ‘ 20080 πŸ” 5685 πŸ’¬ 509 πŸ“Œ 220

Life, under the Republican form of government...

04.03.2026 14:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

When even (*checks notes*) Pro-Trump stooge Bari Weiss's CBS reveals the DOJ is trying to hide previously released Epstein file documents...

03.03.2026 23:55 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"I will end inflation on day one" said Mango Mussolini.

It was, of course a lie.

03.03.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So. I guess it's going to be called our "All-Quaid...uh" war?

03.03.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kristi Noem's DHS gave a $143 million no-bid contract to Noem's former assistant and her husband.

GOP government: It's not just a swamp. It's a sewer.

03.03.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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It's pretty sad that Trump had to go half-way around the world to find a senior government official to kill who wasn't in the Epstein files.

03.03.2026 06:33 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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"I think the only reason Marco Rubio isn't in the Epstein files is that a 14-year-old girl can kick the %#&t out of him."--Comedian Gregg Rogell

03.03.2026 06:29 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Although, in fairness, it was actually 3 U.S. F-15Es that they shot down. So there's that.

03.03.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Devastating.

02.03.2026 16:46 πŸ‘ 3262 πŸ” 1656 πŸ’¬ 243 πŸ“Œ 198

Once upon a time, I gave a seminar to the entire Oracle legal department on treatment of software licenses in bankruptcy. So yeah--that's probably what I'm going to be stuck discussing in hell for eternity.

03.03.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The weirdest thing about Girl Scout cookies is that they're produced and packaged in a parallel universe: The box says serving size is "4 cookies".

Not on _this_ planet, extraterrestrials.

Try: "One sleeve".

02.03.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Bay Area guy here. Hell is where they make you talk about the freaking Dodgers, for eternity....

02.03.2026 23:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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www.startribune.com/judge-orders...

02.03.2026 18:41 πŸ‘ 2392 πŸ” 824 πŸ’¬ 94 πŸ“Œ 48

F-15ex Strike Eagles cost about $97 million each. So about $300 million. That would have covered average Affordable Care Act subsidies (since cancelled) at 2024 rates, for 387,000 Americans. Sigh. 😒

02.03.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

At least they were shot down by our "Patriots".

(And "stable" condition doesn't mean well or recovering--it means their vital signs are not continuing to deteriorate.)

This is a self-inflicted nightmare.

02.03.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh, I don't know. We didn't vote for Trump or decide to not vote in order to give the Presidency to Trump or vote for Jill freaking Stein, seen here lunching with Vladimir Putin and Michael Flynn. So there's that. (And we might do better than Newsom. I hope.)

02.03.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Just submitted my first packet for an MFA post-graduate semester at the new USF writing for young people program: cover letter, 40 pages of the new YA draft, a 10-page critical essay on incorporating backstory, and bibliography/annotations.

I'm happy. But exhausted.

02.03.2026 05:14 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
The cover of The Complete Persepolis by Marianne Satrapi.

The cover of The Complete Persepolis by Marianne Satrapi.

Now would be a good time for anyone who wants to learn about recent Iranian history to read this. It is well worth your time and money (I am sure your local library has it if you don’t want to purchase it).

01.03.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 3856 πŸ” 972 πŸ’¬ 139 πŸ“Œ 88
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Nobel Peace Prize, my ass.

02.03.2026 02:52 πŸ‘ 15214 πŸ” 5932 πŸ’¬ 833 πŸ“Œ 355

When even (*checks notes*) Trump toady Jeff Bezos's Washington Posts reports on how the U.S. just murdered children. 😒😭

01.03.2026 04:34 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0