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rewilding things on behalf of every tree, bee and blade of grass, fighting ME/CFS and watching the ongoing collapse of civilisation trying to be nice, often fail, they/them

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only if some falls on the floor, I think

06.03.2026 23:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I swear this water tastes funny now

06.03.2026 22:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, maybe- ta

06.03.2026 22:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Where in Kent?

06.03.2026 22:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the greens get ever stronger

labour lost their minds and now they can lose their deposits

06.03.2026 16:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you realise how many tomatoes you could grow with that money?

06.03.2026 15:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

your epstein government shouldn't be talking about kids

04.03.2026 20:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*sad slide whistle sound*

04.03.2026 08:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*nod*

oh wait someone needs to teach you the special nod

you go like this *nod*

there

03.03.2026 20:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"just following orders"

01.03.2026 13:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

gails?

a mercy in the long run

01.03.2026 12:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that's a waitrose

lol

little corner shop selling bags of spices that defy any attempt at translation would blow their mind, let alone a specialist place

but

that's a waitrose

01.03.2026 12:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 174 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

that's an eyebrow raising number

it definitely seems plausible for the kind of area, if absolutely on the high end of the scale

maybe a bit more tho, to be sure of it

28.02.2026 12:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"okay everyone the keyword is 'sectarian', let's all use that, it absolutely won't be flippin' obvious to anyone that we are all going all in with this orchestrated nonsense"

28.02.2026 09:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 33 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a large, sleepy and very friendly bumblebee, considering their options while sat in a brown oak leaf. there are several greenshoots of grass poking through around the leaf

a large, sleepy and very friendly bumblebee, considering their options while sat in a brown oak leaf. there are several greenshoots of grass poking through around the leaf

White five petalled flowers of a cherry plum, largely bare branch with a few green leaves starting to show, bramble in the background

White five petalled flowers of a cherry plum, largely bare branch with a few green leaves starting to show, bramble in the background

Some bracket type fungus growing on a mossy fallen tree, brown/red topped with a yellow underside, a slightly dirty knife blade in the background

Some bracket type fungus growing on a mossy fallen tree, brown/red topped with a yellow underside, a slightly dirty knife blade in the background

Some old fallen trees now covered in moss and the high side of a ditch in some woodland, with a few invasive sedge plants in the foreground, and a dead but somehow still standing tree covered in ivy, awaiting the collapse

Some old fallen trees now covered in moss and the high side of a ditch in some woodland, with a few invasive sedge plants in the foreground, and a dead but somehow still standing tree covered in ivy, awaiting the collapse

whole country seems a bit greener right now

28.02.2026 09:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thought you were against dropping nukes

27.02.2026 19:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

never mind the MP, there's video

26.02.2026 20:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

looks like a low rent PS2 game

26.02.2026 16:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*loved* how this one was shot, bit plastic elsewhere

26.02.2026 15:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

battle for the soul of the party?

I saw two seagulls going at each other over the same chip for 10m once, had more dignity in it

looked like a right good chip tho tbf

26.02.2026 09:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ah, finally good to be the boss

25.02.2026 21:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I might have been a little high for the last one I watched but giving sergeant harper a gatling gun was a top notch call

25.02.2026 16:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I did better than that in the toilet bowl at 6am pal

25.02.2026 10:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if you actually lived in the UK maybe we could have a discussion about what rock you have been living under for the last two years that you feel able to ask *anyone* why labour are a threat to them, but it's going to centre around labour copying reform policy and *enacting it*.

but you don't

25.02.2026 08:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

do you realise they are different countries with different systems and bleating about "non urban elites" is just straight up outing you as someone who has already drunk too deep from a poisoned cup?

the greens are hammering labour on this- as well they should be, it's working, labour is terrified

25.02.2026 08:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

global mean surface terroriser

25.02.2026 08:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I should have just *known* at this point

25.02.2026 08:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if you are happy to turn a blind eye to a genocide in order to push your political goals, you are already in bed with farage and worse

even using the language and poise of the defeated, pathetic democrats to do so

go and look how your little game worked out for them now

25.02.2026 07:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

signing in at the post mine

25.02.2026 07:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

downplaying and asking people to ignore a genocide is a bare rung above denying one and you should dwell on what this means for you as a person

25.02.2026 07:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 67 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0