Matthew Johnson

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I made this to express my feelings

Weren’t time zones originally established due to train schedules?

Maybe they move to Spokane? I’m not opposed to building Dry Side support.

Screenshot from FlightTracker showing thousands of airplanes avoiding much of the Middle East but one lonely plane flying across Iran with the caption LEROY JENKINS!

For real. I am no fan of the regime but what are we even doing here?

A ridiculous dude holding an adorable baby after the Sounders lost to the Impact.

Suddenly. Just yesterday their mother’s water broke while we were pre-funking at Fuel before the first match of the 2013 season.

I am now the father of a teenager.

Y’all may give me your sympathies.

Even back when I was in there were reports on how extreme evangelical groups recognized that there was a shortage of chaplains and were strategically filling that gap.

It turns out voting in a bunch of conservatives who have no idea how government works only that the government is bad isn’t the best path to improving government.

@itsnotpegah.bsky.social

Quote from Washington Times editorial board "[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

In a month my youngest will rearrange their fort (the bins under my bed) and then BAM! I’ll find the tiny bin I labeled ‘MODERN CABLES’ And I’ll now half a dozen HDMI cables.

“I am so glad I went through and cleaned out my cable and old electronics bins” said no one ever.

@markhertling.bsky.social A dumb question but what kind of service ribbons do these folks operating in an unauthorized conflict get? Is GWOT still in place?

And if there are boots on the ground & an infantry person receives and returns fire do they still get a CIB in an unauthorized conflict?

Screenshot from Transfermarkt showing Henry Wingo has 14 appearances in Champions League Qualifying.

@jeremiah.sounderatheart.com If UCL qualification matches count then Henry Wingo is our first:

Hyperion author Dan Simmons dies from stroke at 77 I went into Hyperion blind, decades ago, knowing almost nothing about it. I was never the same.

rip dan simmons arstechnica.com/culture/2026...

Both have red flags? 🇲🇦🇦🇱

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SA's @benwright.bsky.social identifies Seattle's Paul Rothrock as an MLS player to keep an eye on this weekend, vs. Real Salt Lake on Saturday.

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This feels like the beginning of a @nameshiv.bsky.social tale.

Did I just buy another @soundersfc.com jersey? No. I did not. I bought a Sound Transit jersey that just happens to look like a Sounders jersey (and only $40!).

He and Chris Rufo man…

I wasn’t sure I could dislike Mr Beast any more but am I paranoid or is that a Miami jersey he’s wearing? Probably Messi. Ugh…

I totally missed that. Just saw Penso.

Squaring the circle is obviously the hard bit.

We all saw what happened when GWB forced elections.

But also apartheid is not a long term solution.

I literally mix paint at the Rainier Lowe’s so don’t know anything.

But where do the smart folks start to find the next path?

Apropos of nothing: I am an anti-Zionist to the extent that I do not support a Jewish state that exists at the expense of representative democracy in Israel & Palestine. I am a Zionist to the extent that Israeli Jews have the right to live freely on their land in an representative democracy.

Can you explain why Rep Reed?

Oh damn. I mean for me Sunday night matches are out and I’m only four stops and 17m away from the stadium.

I hope to pick back up being a STH but it just isn’t in the cards for me.

Still support where I can!

Beecher’s Mac and Cheese.

And yes it is also an issue that they are no longer at the main terminal when you get out of security at SEA-TAC.

People need to stop stealing my kids’ Mac and Cheese!

@jeremiah.sounderatheart.com @sounderatheart.com (Is Aaron Campeau not on here?)

I am in total agreement about 5 road games in a row not being ideal but also not horrible.

From a fan in the stands perspective I’ll unhesitatingly trade March matches for August and September. Are you kidding me?!?!

I know it sounds dumb but the closing of my kids’ favorite concession has actually impacted my attendance. If I can’t them to go I don’t get to go. :(