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Mike Curtis

@michaelcurtisdm

Professional Dork, owner of https://www.searchtoolbox.net. The secret to succeeding in SEO is to give me, personally, lots of cash

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can the bubble hurry up and burst please Jesus fucking christ.

21.11.2025 11:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Staring at the β€˜this computer doesn’t want to fuck you quite as much’ headline with shock and awe.

18.11.2025 20:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? A humorous exploration of the uncanny resemblance between AI company logos and human anatomy. Discover why circular, gradient-based designs dominate the AI industry, and what this design convergence t...

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20.10.2025 14:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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whoever designed this, get in the fukkin sea

08.10.2025 17:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Business idea: a web design agency who specialise in making estate agent websites that don't absolutely suck any and all balls.

08.10.2025 17:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The Epic of Jiramesh.

02.10.2025 07:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am fully willing to overlook minor things like facts and objective reality if it makes a tweet read funnier.

02.10.2025 07:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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lol good lord am I not clicking those forum links, Techmeme.

Also rapidly learning today from all the 'Image blocked in your country' I'm running into that imgur was secretly a load bearing pillar of the internet.

01.10.2025 07:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

definitely going to be first in line to put my card details into a random number generator connected to shopify.

30.09.2025 06:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

5:30pm Friday. Time to turn off the bad screen, and turn on good screen!

26.09.2025 16:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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24.09.2025 16:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh?

23.09.2025 14:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers First published on October 9, 2009, this classic by Colin Nissan is our most-read article of all time. We’re celebrating the 16th anniversary of th...

IT IS TIME.

22.09.2025 18:19 πŸ‘ 1642 πŸ” 590 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 97

Planning to spend Q4 calling anyone who schedules a December code freeze a coward.

22.09.2025 16:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

desperately trying to come up with something cringier than asking an LLM to roast your profile pic on Linkedin and, nope, I got nothing.

20.09.2025 16:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

let's loop back around and take a 360 view on this.

18.09.2025 10:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

just a boy, standing in front of the internet, making deep ethical judgements on the quality of people's character based on how they think a bot reads schema

18.09.2025 08:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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yeah it is

09.09.2025 07:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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03.09.2025 20:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Engineers when you point out flaws in their DX that affects maybe 5 people ever on that team: yes absolutely we should fix this, this is 10x engineering

when you point out systemic accessibility issues: wow maybe in a perfect world we could fix this πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„ there has to be balance!!!!

01.09.2025 02:23 πŸ‘ 63 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Like I used to just be 'hey here's what the user wants, here's a cool idea, let's do the cool thing' and it was fun and now it's like 'here's the slop machine, it's instructions literally include 'flirt with the kids for engagement' and I'm like....I...I dunno I don't wanna touch that it's gross.

30.08.2025 23:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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30.08.2025 07:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

AI cannot fail, AI can only *be* failed.

29.08.2025 14:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know AI is setting fire to the arctic circle in the name of luring the elderly to their death and flirting with kids, but can we also take a moment to appreciate that its also occasionally really funny?

29.08.2025 14:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sokath, his eyes open!!

29.08.2025 12:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do the bad ending, apparently AI is going to decide it doesn't like us, engineer a bioweapon, then replace us all with corgi people.

You'd think this would be enough for a BBC Journo to go 'nah let's maybe not report on this' but here we are.

27.08.2025 14:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

loving this everything has a weird plastic distorted shitty smear future, thx YouTube.

27.08.2025 12:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh for goodness sake.

25.08.2025 20:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like the bit of AI 2027 where humanity is replaced by a genetically engineered race of corgi people keeps getting massively overlooked.

25.08.2025 18:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Someone, somewhere is frantically doing a vlookup in clientslinks.xlsx.

23.08.2025 21:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0