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Google image search, nacho varga water hose scene. Google home, dim the lights

You think you dont really care about man muscles but then you see nacho varga hosing off after escaping an oil tanker

I dont play counter-strike but I do love hot mulligan and parody songs, so thanks tiktok for showing me this

Counter-strikibidi

Damn I forgot to go see joyce manor tonight 💀

I know the evil website still makes fun of us for being libbed out and soft woke, but at least our whole timeline isn't majority bot accounts reposting the same posts originally from years ago with all soulless bot responses in the replies

Theres this one very slippery spot on my bathroom floor and every couple weeks I hit it just right in socks and see my life flash before my eyes

No the ex cop turned cartel henchman

My celebrity crush is mike ehrmantraut

It's international women's day plz respect women

Today is giving smoggy. It's giving overcast and damp. It's giving grey and dull. It's giving dead leaves on the ground and loud planes in the sky. It's giving wartime. It's giving lazy day.

Sorry for the psychic damage 😭 same length of time between covid and now btw ✌️ Thats very cute though what a perfect song for children to sing

Fyi, I write sins not tragedies came out 6 years after mambo no. 5

Thanks for the reminder fortnite

a happy dog or wolf maybe idk with text above it that says "it gets better" but under the "better" text it has been scratched out multiple times where you can tell it used to say "worse" and before that "better" etc in an alternating fashion

Got my car inspected over a month ago so that I could renew my registration which expired over four months ago and put off renewing my registration until just now and it only took me three minutes and also didn't even ask for proof of the inspection

Except crunkcore

Cavity

Something so romantic about the line "your dad is my dentist, you're my cavity"

Reeeeeemix 🗣

Take your pants off and do some chores

Left my house for 5 minutes and saw 4 waymos and a cybertruck. Cursed ass neighborhood

Carrot vision

Waking up at 7 and googling if it's AM or PM just to be sure

IT'S PEANUT TIME

Had a good performance review today, they're saying I'm the greatest of all time

I Have Sex

This song I'm listening to from my tiktok playlist just said "jiminy clitoris" and it stopped me dead in my tracks

Got stabbed

Theyre somewhere on the second floor so brb gonna go get a ladder and pop up right by their balcony

They could be a loser, theres no way to know.....

Smelly but also coughing loudly lmao

Bless whichever one of my neighbors has started smonking weed "loudly" in the middle of the day

I'm in possession of reeses chocolate and peanut butter covered frozen banana slices and i am showing such restraint pls clap